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Song Parodies -> "The Bummer Wind"
Original Song Title:
"The Summer Wind"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"The Bummer Wind"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
I think it was author, Thomas Wolfe who said, "We can never go home again." I guess that's true, but what about just to the end of the driveway?
The bummer wind came blowin' in
From beneath a seat
Subtle occur - barely a purr,
No nasal treat..
Cheese sliced real strong, strong as a bong
Inhalers wave their hand,
Desp'rate to fan, the bummer wind
Sparks verbal fights - quick hankie wipes,
Nosed fingers fly
There in the mall...theatre, small
Grown fellows cry..
With fist clenched hand, one griper man,
Says, "Stand..up, You know who..
And con-fess to - this bummer wind!"
That sausage wind, foul pizza wind - would not repent
It closed the show, folks had to go - too strong the scent
And guess whose thighs unleashed that prize,
Later, admits, and grinned
My female friend....her bummer wind....
My female friend....her bummer wind
From beneath a seat
Subtle occur - barely a purr,
No nasal treat..
Cheese sliced real strong, strong as a bong
Inhalers wave their hand,
Desp'rate to fan, the bummer wind
Sparks verbal fights - quick hankie wipes,
Nosed fingers fly
There in the mall...theatre, small
Grown fellows cry..
With fist clenched hand, one griper man,
Says, "Stand..up, You know who..
And con-fess to - this bummer wind!"
That sausage wind, foul pizza wind - would not repent
It closed the show, folks had to go - too strong the scent
And guess whose thighs unleashed that prize,
Later, admits, and grinned
My female friend....her bummer wind....
My female friend....her bummer wind
If my submits, today are too old school, cornball, or just plain lousy, let me know, and I'll drag leg back to the dusty old tomb. (at least until next time)
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Oh that sweet smell of success!
End of the driveway, ha. This isn't even in the same county!
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