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Song Parodies -> "The Somers Grin"

Original Song Title:

"The Summer Wind"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"The Somers Grin"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The Somers grin, comes flashing in
Still attracting males
On NBC - productively,
And rings up sales..
She used to be - "Three's Company"
But now digits expand
More cash in hand,
From Somers grin

Her books, she hypes
Health food - all types
Masters of Thigh..
No dumb blonde, she
Hawks on TeeVee
And people buy..
It all began - for dear Suzanne,
So many years ago,
But age don't show
In that Somers grin

While on "The Talk"
She made 'em gawk,
It shocked, her say...
Hot news she'd tell,
With Hubby, Al,
Humps twice a day..
Her body rocks,
Still stops the clocks
Long may she sell and spin
And we'll tune in
For Somers grin

Yes, we'll tune in
For Somers grin

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 3

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Girl Hound - October 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Somers is forever a cheap-looking, bovine skank.
Onlooker - October 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Cheap and shoddy parodic biography- not funny, especially if one does not like her. 1s
CB - October 14, 2013 - Report this comment
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Dave W. - October 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Deemed to be another classic....Very entertaining and delivered in the Sinatra style perfectly - 5's
AFW - October 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dave, good to see I still have, at least, one friend here

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