Complain with me,
Let's bitch and bitch a lot
Storms above the norm
Lousy global warm-
Every day it's too damn hot..
Complain with me
Complaints are all we got

Complain with me,
That neighbor irks my ass
Sugar, borrows a cup
Yard with no fence up,
Never mows his half of grass
Complain with me,
We can't let this crap pass

Bought new air condish'ner
Fell for that convenience hype
Remote gripe,
Dimple type
Dimples can't find - fishin'
Cheap ass high tech digital
Bunch a bull
In my skull - gives me a migraine

Complain with me,
Food prices way too high
Costs a mint to chew,
As, do funerals, too
Hey, we can't afford to die
Complain with me
Let's scream like Captain Bligh

Complain with me,
Where's this TP roll start
Same with garbage bags,
Always lose those tags,
And the lousy top won't part
Complain with me,
Complaining is an art..

Hate the cheap downsizing
Every box keeps growing small
At the mall
Gone - wide, tall
Much miniature-izing
Guess they think we're really dumb
Mindless scum
'Neath their thumb...or have no eyesight

Complain with me,
No stiff in this spray starch
Used to munch Big Macs
Now their high price whacks,
They'd cost less without that Arch,
Complain with me,
Let's swarm DC and march

Complain with me,
Let's swarm DC and march