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Song Parodies -> "Some Implanted Evening"

Original Song Title:

"Some Enchanted Evening"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Some Implanted Evening"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Some implanted evening
She'll be like a stranger,
Doctor Max will change her
And give her big bazooms
And they'll make me glow
Also, other men
Who'll ogle and see her
Again and again..

Some implanted evening
She'll have D cups happen
Puffy, firm, not flappin'
Make crowded, more, each room
And night after night
Tatas of my dreams
Will bobble from laughter
At my tick'ling schemes

Her bra won't hold 'em
She'll need size YY
Achin' for squeezins,
I'll squeeze till I die..

Some implanted evening
They'll enhance my true love
To her side she'll call me
To share her new ba-zooms
Pink mountains applied
Each twin overblown
For wonderful times,
They'll be hers and my own

She'll be astounded
At our new sex life
If they turn out good,
I might do my wife...

If they turn out good..

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Lifeliver - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Mammarific, supercolossilical fun. This OS was my parents' song and I was possibly the fruit of their love for it. It'll never be quite the same after this. One of your latterday breast, er, best. 555
Barry J. Mitchel - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment
May your wife never view you with Miss Trussed. Your title Miss Led me; I thought you were building on Al Silver's recent stud-ies; but this was doubly teat-illating. ;^)
Rob Arndt - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Lovely title. Here's to your newfound love of 55.5FFs! The Geeks/Nerds won't be impressed though b/c they're into fantasy trimastia ;-)
Old Man Ribber - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment
AFW - Wow! Look at all the Punny Valentines in the comments. I'll just complement your parody and not engage in a tit-for-tat wordbreast....err wordfest! ;D
AFW - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone...for v & c
Dave W. - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment
She was a huge success...I'd like to give her a huge bonus
John Barry - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment
A pair o' fives. . .plus five more.

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