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Song Parodies -> "Fly Wait"

Original Song Title:

"My Way"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Fly Wait"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

And now, no flight has come
Our butts are numb, from all the sittin'
And let me tell you, chum,
With such delays, we feel like quittin'

We checked our baggage in,
And paid the price, an awful high rate
No more, no more like this,
This lousy Fly Wait...

Regrets, there's quite a few
Like booking it, or showing up here,
They won't do what they should do..
Booze we could use, another cup here

We planned a Honeymoon
New bride and I, our chance to gyrate
But now, we're stuck with this,
This lousy Fly Wait..

At times like these, the nerves turn blue
We could bite off - an ear, maybe two
But thru it all, although we pout
We must control volcano spout,
Bang head on wall
Face tarmac stall,
And deal with Fly Wait..

We're shoved to aft, we pryed,
Just could afford these tail end coaches
Back here, where babies cry
And crawling are - some big roaches

No more, next time we'll drive
Skip all of this jive,
Tho' might arrive late
We'll save our sanity
From one long Fly...Wait..

New bride and groom, what have we got
Some privacy, we sure have not
On this big jet there ain't none, bub
Unless we join that mile high club
I need her hips, she needs unzips
And not this fly wait


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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Porfle Popnecker - September 24, 2012 - Report this comment
The best way to make them take off sooner is to show up late for your flight. Nice job!
Wendy Christopher - September 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Fabulous! Funny all the way through - and then that killer line at the end. Loved it - so I won't make you wait for a 555 :)
Puto - September 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Made me laugh! 555!
Rob Arndt - September 24, 2012 - Report this comment
555 mph might generate some lift for ya!
AFW - September 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guys and Gals for v & c
Meriadoc - September 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Great ending! Was just waiting for the Mile High Club to show up. You didn't disappoint me. We have a sitting on the tarmac song somewhere in our long queue also, but yours is better.
Peregrin - September 27, 2012 - Report this comment
All that waiting must have been a pain in the aft, I too, was waiting the the end. As apparently were you, AFW. And that brings us back to going aft again... Good work. If you can get it :)

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