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Song Parodies -> "Kelly Ripa"

Original Song Title:

"Love And Marriage"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Kelly Ripa"

Parody Written by:

Parody Pete

The Lyrics

Thanks to Old Man Ribber, who in a previous parody comment, spawned the idea.
Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa
Her main porpoise is..a blonde hair flipper
Impish like no other,
Some sassy sister to a brother..

Kelly Ripa, sweet and chipper
Makes you wanna' find a pool and dip her
Interrupting Regis,
More ultra-cutesy..less prestigious

Try. try, try to take her nasal voice,
It's whine intrusion
Why, why, why is she the co-host choice?
Who's done the choosin?

Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa,
She is not my cup a' tea, can't sip her
I'm not anti-ladies,
But Kelly drives me down to..hades

Try, try, try, to be fair minded,
Find some traits appealing
Still I'd rather watch a roof leak stain
Upon the ceiling..

Kelly Ripa, Kelly Ripa,
Hop a bus to Duluth,..Aliquippa
NBC would flow well
If it was "Regis Only", Oh well..

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Old Man Ribber - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Pete - Great job. You're a regular Jack The Ripa! ;D
Claude Prez - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Some clever rhymes; liked the Regis/ prestigious one best but there were others too.......also, was the "porpoise/ flipper" thing on, um, purpose? Anyway, nice job.
John Barry - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Rip-roaring fun.
P. Pete - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you, for the vote, and comment and the idea, Mr. Ribber; and thanks, Mr Prez, I have long admired your parody skills. Thanks, also, to you, John B.
Pete - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh, and Mr. Prez, the porpoise line, a bit cheesy, perhaps, but yes, on purpose.
AFW - November 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Really good job of spoofing, Pete

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