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Song Parodies -> "It's Nice With No Babb'lin' (Bachelor's Lament)"

Original Song Title:

"It's Nice To Go Trav'lin'"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"It's Nice With No Babb'lin' (Bachelor's Lament)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

It's very nice with no babb'lin'
Divorce is chiseled in stone
It's so nice with no babb'lin'
Yes, it's so much nicer,
If you ask my why, sir..
..I'm alone

Tho' it seemed great when we married
Horizons quickly turned black
Why's my heart a dancer,
If you want the answer..
..freedom's back

The church bells and white scenes
And the honeymoon was okay,
But it fades away, all that razzmatazz,
Much too soon it has..
Become pain in azz..

That's why it's nice to be wife-less
To drop my clothes in plain sight
Just hang out and be lifeless,
Turn a CD louder,
Leave leftover chowder
Out all night..

When I shop, my wait is
Very brief, not
All because no mate is
There strayin'..delayin'
My flight..

It's just so nice, with no babb'lin'
And no other half in plain sight..

If I need a maiden, they're out there paradin' a lot
They're all super hot, only takes a line..
Then they'll go away..won't pay for their dine

This is the life, if I feel it..
Tomorrow, fly off to Rome
Cast out my line, and unreel it
'Cause there's no more witchin'
And their's no more bitchin'
..Where I roam..

Sacrifice, no giver
Knock on wood..won't sliver
Drink too much, my liver
Can't nag and tell me, go home.

It's really nice with no babb'lin'
A contented feel, smooth as chrome..

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The Ghost of Rodney Dangerfield - September 07, 2010 - Report this comment
I haven't spoken to my wife in years, I didn't want to interrupt her.
sleepyCougarCakes - September 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Yes, Sir L'Air de Farce, don't wake that Cougar sleeeping in the sun !
TJC - September 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice... a veritable Aural Roberts sermon!
Old Man Ribber - September 07, 2010 - Report this comment
AFW - Congrats on your escape from The Tower Of Babble! I'd tell you a lot more, but that would defeat the purpose of this! ;D
Fiddlegirl - September 07, 2010 - Report this comment
I wouldn't dare say any more than... 555! ;)
Tommy Turtle - September 07, 2010 - Report this comment
"Marriage is a long banquet with the dessert served first." (author unknown)
AFW - September 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ghost of Rod...Classic line..You were the best at that, Rod...and thanks, SCC..good tip....and thanks, OMR...and quite true...and thanks, Fg, and TT...great line, whoever said it..
AFW - September 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh, and TJC...thanks,
UnKnownTraveltress - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir L'AIR de Farce, Mighty Duke oEdge, Sir, it's nice to go Traveling, but it's oh, so nice to be at Home : put your feet up . . . bake PoLenta . . . ruff the sheets up !
AFW - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank u, LadyLineQueen....what is Polenta?...yes, home is nice...and you've seen my sheets? (meaning they're usually ruffed up)
DivaLaPolenta - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir l'Air, Polenta is corn grits, very bright color of yellow. Great when cooked as Hot Cereal with Summer Fruit & don't forget the FreshGoat milk, Sir ! This fyellow grain fed the Roman Armies. Most bake it in the oven & flavor it with your favorite Meat/veg Sauce !Best Buy: Bob's RED MILL of Milwaukie, OR. They carry it now in all Grocery Stores. . . .MANGE - ON, Sir !

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