It's very nice with no babb'lin'
Divorce is chiseled in stone
It's so nice with no babb'lin'
Yes, it's so much nicer,
If you ask my why, sir..
..I'm alone

Tho' it seemed great when we married
Horizons quickly turned black
Why's my heart a dancer,
If you want the answer..
..freedom's back

The church bells and white scenes
And the honeymoon was okay,
But it fades away, all that razzmatazz,
Much too soon it has..
Become pain in azz..

That's why it's nice to be wife-less
To drop my clothes in plain sight
Just hang out and be lifeless,
Turn a CD louder,
Leave leftover chowder
Out all night..

When I shop, my wait is
Very brief, not late..is
All because no mate is
There strayin'..delayin'
My flight..

It's just so nice, with no babb'lin'
And no other half in plain sight..

If I need a maiden, they're out there paradin' a lot
They're all super hot, only takes a line..
Then they'll go away..won't pay for their dine

This is the life, if I feel it..
Tomorrow, fly off to Rome
Cast out my line, and unreel it
'Cause there's no more witchin'
And their's no more bitchin'
..Where I roam..

Sacrifice, no giver
Knock on wood..won't sliver
Drink too much, my liver
Can't nag and tell me, go home.

It's really nice with no babb'lin'
A contented feel, smooth as chrome..