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Song Parodies -> "Dumb Fly With Me"

Original Song Title:

"Come Fly With Me"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Dumb Fly With Me"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The Chairman Of The Board is having fly trouble..(no, not that kind, an insect)
Dumb fly with me,
It just won't leave my nose
Shooed off, but he, so insistently,
buzzes back each time I doze
Dumb fly with me,
In book, I'd like to close..

Dumb fly with me,
He's got my goat, he do
Like to snatch him, and
Catch him in my hand
I have heard say, think it's true
Dumb fly with me,
Each time he lands, he'll poo..

Once I get him captured,
He'll be palm locked, terrified,
Cannot glide, big bug eyed
Power'fly enraptured,
I'll keep filling him with fear,
Pausing here, making clear,
I am the master..

Now, who's sly, this is the moment, truth
I can think kill words, feed him to the birds,
Torture him, sadistic way..
Though, you can catch more
Flies with honey, so they say,
Dumb fly with me, you die, you die
Goodbye, you die, today!!

Goodbye, you die, today!!!!

(ring, a ding, ding, die!!)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 11

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Chance Gollnick - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment
I like the style of your frank sinatra parody and i'm glad somebodies squashing flies.
Old Man Ribber - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment
This is really bugging me...and for once, that's a good thing! 555...eyes! ;D
Mark Scotti - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment
'Fives" for Old Blue "Eyes" and his "Flys"..
LadySwatHer - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir L'AIR de Farce, cute great write, though I thought it might be about 'those flies in the Skies' ! the airlines, of course.
Bilbopooh - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Man, those flies'll drive ya crazy! A write I can really relate to!
Christie Marie M - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Sorry I haven't been around for awhile. Anyways, about this parody, a very pesky situation indeed! At first I thought it was going to be about Dumbo the flying elephant. But I still enjoyed this one. As a matter of fact its hilarious. Spraying 555 pesky flies for this one!
AFW - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone who voted and commented
2Eagle - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
That was a more sophisticated approach to that annoying subject than "The Blue Tail Fly".

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