Fantastically, Rat-Packingly, Old Blue Ball himselfishly funny... you, you flirty Old Man !

And here was me thinking that you were asking for volunteers... :-)

I'm sure it passed the censor because it was meant as an insult, and not a request, like Phil mentioned...Funny write,

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Fives on the title! Now I'm gonna read it...

Good job, although perhaps some other subs could have been worked in besides the singe F- one. Works perfectly in the title, as noted above, but not a fan of overuse of that word, and am a fan of varying refrain lines, etc. Still, monstrously clever concept, so voted you F*** F*** F***.

@ Phil Alexander: My first thought, too! Dirty minds run in the same gutter....

I bow, Shellback! True, but not too many words rhyme with luck. One thing I take pride in (brought to my attention by our friend Barry Mitchell) is the rhyme-within-the-line. Perhaps this will become my trademark! ;D

15 *'s.

It's called "internal rhyming"; it's been a part of poetry and song for at least a few hundred years (no offense to Barry), and before you trademark it, please see
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/gilbertsullivan91.shtml
and
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/gilbertsullivan63.shtml
as well as the ones you've already v/c'd, "I Am A Merry Maiden... " and "I Am Binary-Modal..."

Barry Mitchell didn't invent it, TT didn't invent it (thought you recognized it when you v/c'd those TT songs above), and many other writers here make good use of it at times.

Certainly a worthwhile goal for which to strive, though, so if you can do it with any consistency, without resistancy or assistance, see, I insist that thee do so. :)

btw, don't tell a soul that I told you this, but this Friday's offering should provide some, uh, "further examples" of said internal rhyming, :-D

There were four other rhymes for your word in the interlude of today's "Would You Kindly Hush?" Others, without even looking at a dictionary: buck, cluck, chuck, duck, Huck (Finn), C'nuck (no offense, Northern Neighbors), knuck(le -- you have to continue with that), puck, pluck, ruck (sack), shuck, snuck (slang; "sneaked" is correct, but "snuck" is widely used in informal con\conversation), tuck. truck....

And that was *without* a (rhyming) dictionary, and it's late, I'm tired, and about to hit the suck - er, sack. (Gives OMR swift kick in rear,) Donna' be'a so lazy, eh? :-D :) :) :)