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Song Parodies -> "Wearin' The Gowns"

Original Song Title:

"Send In The Clowns"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Wearin' The Gowns"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

J-Lo's is red,
Angie's is blue
Here comes the grand Hollywood
Red Carpet Star crew....
Wearin' the gowns

Vanessa shines,
Jennifer glows
Make room for sweet Heidi Klum,
And Beyonce Knowles....
They're wearin' the gowns..
Send in the gowns..

Cameras click, hosts open doors
Beautiful angels are flying and gliding....On floors
Making their entrance again, perfect poise, flowing hair..
Top fashion designs...
The elite's all there

Penelope Cruz,
Lovely Denise
They're pausing a moment to pose..
Smiling with ease..
Wearin' the gowns..the fabulous gowns
Watch them, they're here..

Colors so rich,
Fabrics so sheer
Getting their timing just right..hyping career
Low cut unique gowns..wearin' the gowns
The buzz of the year..

The buzz of the year..

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Fiddlegirl - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
The Academy awards you... 555!
MadameDeChap - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air, you forgot one fabric: ~Lamb's Leather~ . . . . in black . . . worn as Chaps ! ! I refrained from wearing mine, over the weekend at the BillPickettRodeo . . . I saved CowboyJim a whole heap oTrouble !
AFW - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Fiddlegirl, and MadameDe...lamb's leather, oh you mean wool...everytime I say wool..I go into my Jimmy Stewart impression.."Wool,, just a darn minute, there...Mister!"...
MadameWoo - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Woo are you . . . . Wu Wu . . . You are Chinese, Sir ? ?
Mark Scotti - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Dressed to the nines, but I can only give fives!!
MrMacphisto - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Good job 5-5-5
Timmy1000 - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
You can watch that stuff on Friday night instead of your other hobby. Nice write on this one.
AFW - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, all
TJC - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Haute er, Great work, AF... thought you were going the Rocky Horror route at first and was pleasantly surprised!
alvin - July 19, 2009 - Report this comment
very stylish

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