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Song Parodies -> "On The Way To Chardonnay"
Original Song Title:
"On The Road To Mandalay"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"On The Way To Chardonnay"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
From my grape arbor pagoda,
I survey the crashing sea
Feelin' all dry tongued and thirsty
So I know what waits for me..
Sneaky breezes stir the nut trees
As they thud upon the lawn
I'm about to key my Fiat,
In a brief while I'll be gone..
On the way to Chardonnay
Where all high class winos sway
I'll be sittin' tall and sippin'
Grab a side of fish fillet..
On my way to Chardonnay
Not a finer taste today
Where they'll serve it on a silver
Sculptured and exotic tray..
Lay my lips across cool goblets
Let my love eyes feast and stray
At sweet waitresses of wonder
Proposition them to play..
Silk-clad troubadours are singing
Atmosphere is heavenly
Take a flask to my pagoda
And a brown Burmasian She..
Take a flask to my pagoda
And a brown Burmasian She..
I survey the crashing sea
Feelin' all dry tongued and thirsty
So I know what waits for me..
Sneaky breezes stir the nut trees
As they thud upon the lawn
I'm about to key my Fiat,
In a brief while I'll be gone..
On the way to Chardonnay
Where all high class winos sway
I'll be sittin' tall and sippin'
Grab a side of fish fillet..
On my way to Chardonnay
Not a finer taste today
Where they'll serve it on a silver
Sculptured and exotic tray..
Lay my lips across cool goblets
Let my love eyes feast and stray
At sweet waitresses of wonder
Proposition them to play..
Silk-clad troubadours are singing
Atmosphere is heavenly
Take a flask to my pagoda
And a brown Burmasian She..
Take a flask to my pagoda
And a brown Burmasian She..
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Reads like a fine wine....
Vintage 555...
. . Love it, Sir L'Air de Farce ! !
hey...i know that route...fun concept
Thanks, Mark, LCC, and alvin
on 2nd thought . . . this is rather ~CarradineEsque~ with it Oriental flavor . . .
Really...? I tried to retain the mood of the original, yet make it sort of Bondish
I like that you write stuff that's oblivious to the crazy political stuff going on in the world...Great job here!!!...555!!!
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