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Song Parodies -> "On The Way To Chardonnay"

Original Song Title:

"On The Road To Mandalay"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"On The Way To Chardonnay"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

From my grape arbor pagoda,
I survey the crashing sea
Feelin' all dry tongued and thirsty
So I know what waits for me..

Sneaky breezes stir the nut trees
As they thud upon the lawn
I'm about to key my Fiat,
In a brief while I'll be gone..

On the way to Chardonnay
Where all high class winos sway
I'll be sittin' tall and sippin'
Grab a side of fish fillet..

On my way to Chardonnay
Not a finer taste today
Where they'll serve it on a silver
Sculptured and exotic tray..

Lay my lips across cool goblets
Let my love eyes feast and stray
At sweet waitresses of wonder
Proposition them to play..

Silk-clad troubadours are singing
Atmosphere is heavenly
Take a flask to my pagoda
And a brown Burmasian She..

Take a flask to my pagoda
And a brown Burmasian She..

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Mark Scotti - June 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Reads like a fine wine.... Vintage 555...
MadameChar& Tar - June 15, 2009 - Report this comment
. . Love it, Sir L'Air de Farce ! !
alvin - June 15, 2009 - Report this comment
hey...i know that concept
AFW - June 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark, LCC, and alvin
LittleCupCakes - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
on 2nd thought . . . this is rather ~CarradineEsque~ with it Oriental flavor . . .
AFW - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Really...? I tried to retain the mood of the original, yet make it sort of Bondish
Leo Keough - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I like that you write stuff that's oblivious to the crazy political stuff going on in the world...Great job here!!!...555!!!

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