lol..you took a tender song and turned into another kind of tender song...love tom lehrer as well

Thanks, Alvin!!!!

Hurts so good.

Uncomfortably funny

Thanks John & TJ!!!

Glad you put the copyright date on there, as it certainly isn't the quality of the Mark Scotti that I know and love. :) E. g. forced pacing of dis-A-gree; unrhyme with "hurt me" (OS is feminine-rhymed here, so penultimate syls have to rhyme: "exciting/inviting"), and repeating "gash" (even TOS doesn't) 'stead of easy sub/rhyme "thrash". "Warn" and "own" also rather weak. Interesting look at the early Scotti -- and the vast growth since. :-)

Your turn, and (cough) this might "dominate" (LOL!) the genre and be at the "top" of the list:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/therighteousbrothers12.shtml
For the geeks, Shakespeare does it:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/williamshakespearehamlet1.shtml
For switch-hitters: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thelovinspoonful24.shtml
M/f (Male-dominant): http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/manfredmannsearthband7.shtml

I know that four plugs to one is unfair, but just wanted to give ya the catalog -- no need to read all four, or any of them, for that matter. And, uh, shouldn't some of these OSs have been done by the Kinks? :)

Cheers, TT

"Four Plugs", "Four Lashes",,,,,what's the difference? LOL... Yes, this was one of my very first parodies(so please, be gentle..)

Mark, I look back at some of my very early stuff, and it looks so amateurish by comparison... At least you and I learn and grow, while some poor slobs stay at the same level all of their lives.

IOW, it wasn't a critique, it was a compliment on how far you've come. I don't phrase these things properly -- the needle in my social compass was never magnetized, so please, take it all with a grain of salt in the wound :)

To TT: That's OK, I wasn't offended by the comment. The "please be gentle" was a pun, based on the parody subject. No prob.