-> "That's Knife"
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That's knife, (that's knife}
O.J.'s weapon meant to slay
They come in diff'rent sizes
Deadly in fray..
There are those that sing a switch blade tune
Big ones swing and chop, and can drop you soon
I said, that's knife (that's knife)
Just as wicked as they may seem
They have another use, slicin' food supreme
So don't fear it, keep it pointed down,
'Cause in this old world, there's lots of them around
Well, there are Bowies, and cleavers, and sabres, and daggers,
Machetes to swing
Those that stab and stick, can slice and can dice
If you find someone shovin' one in your face
You better pull a big gun, or get out of the place..
That's knife (that's knife) takes no license to buy it
Meant for throat slitting, baby..in a fight, or in a riot
Deep in your hide can slide, easy as piecin' a pie
If some guy has one in hand, respect that guy..
Could be a butcher, with cleaver, or sabre, or dagger,
Machete to swing..
He could stab and stick, and slice you, dice you,
When you see somebody,,shove a blade in your face,
You better show a big gun, or get out of that place..
That's knife (that's knife) that's knife, no license to buy it
Many have been used to cut up folks, and a knife is quiet
So beware of your space...and, I'll tell you why
If one's in somebody's hand...and they hate you..you'll die
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