Ooze and ooze of yellow yolk
I'm nauseous as with fork, I poke
Thought waitress heard the words I spoke,
I can't stand eggs this way..

How messy on my plate, it runs
And ruins and soaks up my Mcbuns
This ugly sight my stomach shuns,
These eggs, can't stand this way..
I want 'em fried on both sides now

Both up and down, not soft, no how
Good eggs for breakfast I recall
But, these don't look like eggs, at all

Slurp and slop and garbage food
It makes one think and wonder who'd
Serve crap, like this, and be so rude..
I have to look away..

I summon waitress, she won't show
Back in the kitchen, laughing so
Am I a joke, I'd like to know?
Not funny, I would say..

Need two eggs fried on both sides now
They'd better do it quick, or pow!
One smart ass broad is gonna' fall
I won't accept these eggs, at all..

I'm not one to yell out loud
Subdued, and quiet in a crowd,
But when I'm riled, I can get rowd-
-y..if they want to play..

I pound the table, throw my change
They shake their heads, like I'm deranged
I'm flippin' out, I need restrained
It's my wife's nightmare day..

Big iron bars on both sides now
My guard's a broad, an ugly cow
The rest'urant scene I don't recall
Drew thirty days here in this stall..
Perhaps I acted harsh, somehow
Still, strange results, fate can allow
Each morning hard egg breakfast comes
They know now, I don't like...soft ones

They know now, I don't like...soft ones