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Song Parodies -> "Both Sides, Now"

Original Song Title:

"Both Sides, Now"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Both Sides, Now"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Ooze and ooze of yellow yolk
I'm nauseous as with fork, I poke
Thought waitress heard the words I spoke,
I can't stand eggs this way..

How messy on my plate, it runs
And ruins and soaks up my Mcbuns
This ugly sight my stomach shuns,
These eggs, can't stand this way..
I want 'em fried on both sides now

Both up and down, not soft, no how
Good eggs for breakfast I recall
But, these don't look like eggs, at all

Slurp and slop and garbage food
It makes one think and wonder who'd
Serve crap, like this, and be so rude..
I have to look away..

I summon waitress, she won't show
Back in the kitchen, laughing so
Am I a joke, I'd like to know?
Not funny, I would say..

Need two eggs fried on both sides now
They'd better do it quick, or pow!
One smart ass broad is gonna' fall
I won't accept these eggs, at all..

I'm not one to yell out loud
Subdued, and quiet in a crowd,
But when I'm riled, I can get rowd-
-y..if they want to play..

I pound the table, throw my change
They shake their heads, like I'm deranged
I'm flippin' out, I need restrained
It's my wife's nightmare day..

Big iron bars on both sides now
My guard's a broad, an ugly cow
The rest'urant scene I don't recall
Drew thirty days here in this stall..
Perhaps I acted harsh, somehow
Still, strange results, fate can allow
Each morning hard egg breakfast comes
They know now, I don't like...soft ones

They know now, I don't like...soft ones

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Total Votes: 10

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Sal Monella - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
I agree wholeheartedly! You shouldn't need a straw to eat eggs.
alvin - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
this is a scream.....i insist on scrambled...its bad enough eggs come from chicken butts without them looking that way
Meriadoc - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
But...what do you dip your bread in? :-)
OverEasyCakes - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Ok, ok, ok , . . . Sir L'Air , I got your order! nice & Easy always does it !
Jason - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
I like this! I echo Sal's comment!
6je - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Eat what's on the plate AFW! heh heh! Well done. (I like mine *slightly* runny) :) !!!
AFW - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone
AFW - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Sal, and alvin, and Meriadoc..actually I like 'em over easy...this is just parody license...and thanks OverCakes.."Nice and Easy" another song by be done...I like mine on both sides, and hard..Oh, you mean the eggs!....and thanks, Jason, and 6je
Peregrin - July 12, 2008 - Report this comment
I have no idea why (but I put it down to incompetence) - mine were the comments that were attributed to 6je !!!
2Eagle - July 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Eggstra fives. Now order Egg McDreck.
AFW - July 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peregrin, and 2Eagle

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