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Song Parodies -> "Tie Up Your Baboon"

Original Song Title:

"Fly Me To The Moon"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Tie Up Your Baboon"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Tie Up Your Baboon,
He's always roamin' 'round the place
Huggin' me with hairy arms,
And lickin' on my face..

In other words,
Cage your pet..
In other words,
Babe, control him..

Want no primate date,
Love you a bunch, but not "Igor"
Why can't you be like most girls,
Just poodles on the floor?

In other words,
Hang the norm..
In other words,
Please conform..

At romantic times
I close my eyes to feel your kiss
Open them, when it's too wet,
See Igor's eight inch lips..

In other words,
Lose King Kong!
Or like the birds..
I'll fly along..

In other words,
Just like the birds,

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   10

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alvin - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment fave of the had me at the title
Jason - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Yea, the title alone was worth the 5s!
MissingKingKong - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Sitr L'Air . . . the ~US~ Army took Cowboy 'King King' away years ago . . .
Peregrin - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
I went ape at the title myself :)
adagio - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
I shuddered at the baboon kiss...ewww...pht...pht!!! 5's
AFW - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks to all for votes and comments
Guy - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Farce - Sounds like you've been "baboonzled". Nice bit of "monkey business" here.

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