Song Parodies -> Tie Up Your Baboon
| Original Song Title: | "Fly Me To The Moon" |
| Original Performer: | Frank Sinatra |
| Parody Song Title: | "Tie Up Your Baboon" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Tie Up Your Baboon,
He's always roamin' 'round the place
Huggin' me with hairy arms,
And lickin' on my face..
In other words,
Cage your pet..
In other words,
Babe, control him..
Want no primate date,
Love you a bunch, but not "Igor"
Why can't you be like most girls,
Just poodles on the floor?
In other words,
Hang the norm..
In other words,
Please conform..
At romantic times
I close my eyes to feel your kiss
Open them, when it's too wet,
See Igor's eight inch lips..
In other words,
Lose King Kong!
Or like the birds..
I'll fly along..
In other words,
Just like the birds,
I'll..breeze..along..
He's always roamin' 'round the place
Huggin' me with hairy arms,
And lickin' on my face..
In other words,
Cage your pet..
In other words,
Babe, control him..
Want no primate date,
Love you a bunch, but not "Igor"
Why can't you be like most girls,
Just poodles on the floor?
In other words,
Hang the norm..
In other words,
Please conform..
At romantic times
I close my eyes to feel your kiss
Open them, when it's too wet,
See Igor's eight inch lips..
In other words,
Lose King Kong!
Or like the birds..
I'll fly along..
In other words,
Just like the birds,
I'll..breeze..along..
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lol...my fave of the day...you had me at the title
Yea, the title alone was worth the 5s!
Sitr L'Air . . . the ~US~ Army took Cowboy 'King King' away years ago . . .
I went ape at the title myself :)
I shuddered at the baboon kiss...ewww...pht...pht!!!
5's
Thanks to all for votes and comments
Farce - Sounds like you've been "baboonzled". Nice bit of "monkey business" here.
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