Song Parodies -> "I've Got Gene Simmons' Tongue"

Original Song Title:

"You Make Me Feel So Young"

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Original Performer:

"I've Got Gene Simmons' Tongue"

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The Lyrics

I've Got Gene Simmons' Tongue
Chicks say my mouth is really hung
Reaches underneath my chin
I'm such a lucky in-dividual..

Each moment that I speak
Babes watch my tongue play hide and seek
They cuddle close and peek inside
Ask me to open wide..

Blessed am I,
The slithery slice of an asp
When I dare to unleash it
Ladies pass out, "My God!" they gasp..

With my Gene Simmons' Tongue
Inside the Guiness book I am among
Guys lengthy slung,
Hooks babes faster than pick up lines sprung

And even when I'm old and gray
My tongue will be the way it is today
Cuz' I've Got Gene Simmons' Tongue

Oh yeah, I've Got Gene Simmons' Tongue

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Matthias - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Brilliant idea! Great execution! Blowing a KISS your way.

Ravyn Rant - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks for making me glad I dropped by! 555

alvin - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment

lol...great concept...i'm picturing the chairman of the board decked out in KISS makeup

AFW - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks, Matthias...I'll skip that kiss tho' :)...and thanks, Ravyn, and alvin

Peter Andersson - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment

As physics go I suppose this is a big tongue theory?

AFW - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks, Peter...Guess you could say that.. : )

UnKnownVotress - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment

. . . Sir, this positively beastly!! It has a certain "something" about it . . . yes, I while agree that it is well constructed, it contains a elements of raunchiness . . .

UnKnownVotress - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment

. . . Miss Pity Pat, please pass me my smelling salts! A fainting spell is coming on . . .

Guy - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment

You must be well slung to sling such slash. The ladies are squirmin' for sure, you dog you. Well tongue - er I mean done.

hissingsid - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment

Can you breath through your ears?

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