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Song Parodies -> "JetBlue With Me"

Original Song Title:

"Come Fly With Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"JetBlue With Me"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

JetBlue with me, why fly, why fly away?
If you can use
A six hour snooze
Just reserve your seat today..
JetBlue with me, why fly, why fly away?

JetBlue with me, the price is nice and low
No fears to fly,
Just eighteen feet high
From the tarmac down below..
JetBlue with me, when you've nowhere to go

They won't get us up there,
So the air's not hard to puff,
No sky rough,
Smooth enough..
They won't get us up there,
Needn't bring the luggage, dear,
No stuffed ear,
Aisle's are clear..
Stuck here, together..

Weather-wise, wait for a stormy day
"Tickets, Please" the words,
Let the other nerds
Cruise a sky that's crowded, hey..
It's perfect,,,,and there's no high...hotel bills to pay
JetBlue with me,..the airport's where we'll stay

(Instrumental non-flying)

They won't get us up there,
So the air's not tough to puff,
No sky rough,
Smooth enough..
They won't take us up there,
Needn't bring your luggage, dear,
No stuffed ear,
Aisle's are clear..
Stuck here, together..

Weather-wise, just pick a stormy day
"Ticket's please" the words,
Let the other nerds
Cruise a sky...that's crowded, hey..
It's cheaper..'cause there's no big...hotel bills to pay
JetBlue with me...at the airport's where we'll stay

Don't pack, JetBlue's the way!







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alvin - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
sure cuts down on frequent flier miles...clever concept
AFW - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
One of Frankie's better pieces, and as always you really did well with it. Happy Flying!
John Barry - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
I've never flown JetBlue, and after reading this, I probably never will.
AFW - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks to John and Dave
Peregrin - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Not familiar with JetBlue, AFW, I am guessing it's some sort of budget airline? Enjoyable read, don't think I'll fly them.
littleCupCakes - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
It's perfect for a flying HoneyMoon they say . . .
AFW - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peregrin...Yeah, JetBlue received quite a bit of negative publicity a while back, when passengers in New York were kept on the tarmac for six hours, and some even longer with no food, water, during a storm delay................and thanks, LCC..

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