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Song Parodies -> "Come Blow My Horn"

Original Song Title:

"Come Blow Your Horn"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Come Blow My Horn"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I like the way you wiggle and stick your butt out
Why don't we comfy up and kick your mutt out..
Fall in a bedroom mood, be lewd till morn
You're a cute plum, why don'cha' Come Blow My Horn

I love your tipsy giggle from two martinis
How would you like to try for five and weinies
We could relax a notch and watch some porn
Love songs I'll hum, if you'll just Come Blow My Horn

The softer the lights are, the more we'll caress
For fun, let's play naughty password, the clue is Yes....Guess!

I know what you'd look good in, and pink's your color
If we don't take that next step, the show gets duller
So, why be glum, kiss me and Come Blow My Horn

(Soft music interlude)

Let your blonde hair fall down, and touch the floor
Don't answer the phone that's ringin'..and I'll lock the door....for

No better opportune time for love to blossom
Such lovely night ain't right for playin' possum
Let's do the game that's bold and old as corn
Hot sexy love is always in fashion
Moisten those lips and show me your passion
Stop chewin' gum, it's time to Come Blow My Horn

Blow My Horn,

Your strings I'll strum, if you'll just Come Blow My Horn..

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John Barry - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
blossom-possum-fashion-passion. Very nice. Reminds of the joke about the bishop who convinced the novitiate to let him "enter the pearly gates every night." She confided this to the mother superior, who replied, "Why that old devil. For the past twenty years, he's been telling me it's Gabriel's horn, and I've been blowing it every day!"
alvin - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
a tromBONE, perchance ?....nicely done !
Tommy Turtle - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Very "Horn"-y. 555
TJC - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm with Tommy on this one! Funny thing is, I'm guessin' Frank *actually lived* this kind of fantasy life! (if not, please don't burst my bubble!)
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice 180. . ."Such lovely night ain't right for playin' possum". . . sorry to hear that:) Great job AFW
AFW - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC....I tried to inject Frank's style of speaking into this...and from stories heard, no doubt he was always the smooth and cool ladies man....just like the ballads he sang...and thanks, Dave.."Playin' possum" means acting dead..so, not playin' it is a good thing./
AFW - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought I'd thanked early voters, but guess not..so, thanks, John...funny joke, there....and thanks, alvin..tricky pun...thanks,TT..right in there Pun-jab...
stuart mcarthur - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
makes a lot more sense than the original title, AFW - I can just see Frank singing this to Ava - 555
AFW - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, stuart
Andria - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW, I'm not going to blow your horn, or anyone else's for that matter. I'm not interested in nonprocreative sex, or any sex for that matter. 555
AmIRight Censorship Panel - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm surprised that this song was approved by the editors, thanks to the lyrics and Andria's comment. AFW, this song belongs on WhatFreaks.

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