-> "Come Blow My Horn"
Original Song Title:
"Come Blow Your Horn" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Come Blow My Horn"
I like the way you wiggle and stick your butt out
Why don't we comfy up and kick your mutt out..
Fall in a bedroom mood, be lewd till morn
You're a cute plum, why don'cha' Come Blow My Horn
I love your tipsy giggle from two martinis
How would you like to try for five and weinies
We could relax a notch and watch some porn
Love songs I'll hum, if you'll just Come Blow My Horn
The softer the lights are, the more we'll caress
For fun, let's play naughty password, the clue is Yes....Guess!
I know what you'd look good in, and pink's your color
If we don't take that next step, the show gets duller
So, why be glum, kiss me and Come Blow My Horn
(Soft music interlude)
Let your blonde hair fall down, and touch the floor
Don't answer the phone that's ringin'..and I'll lock the door....for
No better opportune time for love to blossom
Such lovely night ain't right for playin' possum
Let's do the game that's bold and old as corn
Hot sexy love is always in fashion
Moisten those lips and show me your passion
Stop chewin' gum, it's time to Come Blow My Horn
Blow My Horn,
Your strings I'll strum, if you'll just Come Blow My Horn..
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