Song Parodies -> "Release The Hounds!"

Original Song Title:

"Send In The Clowns"

Original Performer:

"Release The Hounds!"

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The Lyrics

I’m filthy rich
A millionaire

Your rear won’t last on my ground
You’ll get chased out of here
Release the Hounds!

Still you insist
Hear a loud, “Woof”
Want to keep selling me mounds
Of Purina dog food

But where are the hounds?
Release the Hounds!

Did this to stop talking to poor
Tired of seeing folks look so daunted, and worse
Viewing your attempts again from my large jeweled lair
Vending fine wines… For my affairs

You’re strong with the force
Won’t last my dear
You fought guard Lemont now you fault
All of your gear
Till you see my hounds!
Release the hounds!

Don’t bother… They’re here!

There’s been a glitch
You’re on my mat
Using a watchdog or eight should scare you like bats

So where are my hounds?
Release the hounds!!!

Oh, dammit… A cat!

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McKludge - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment

Excellent! Smithers, remove the bodies. 555

Jeff Reuben - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment

Cute twist at the end. I was howling with laughter.

Ann Hammond - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment

What McKludge said

Jack Wilson - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment

Eeeeeeeeexcellent! *does hand thing that Burns does*

Syncronos - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment

But sir, I work in sector 7G! I was only bringing you your- AAAARRRRGH!!!!!!

Newsflash - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment

Syncronos, pardoy writer on the acclaimed website Amiright, was mauled today by a gang of vicious dogs. When asked to comment, Mr. Burns simply replied, "Eeeeeexcellent." Film at 11.

alvin - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment

pompously funny....love it

Peter Andersson - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment

Here comes PETA!
Release the dogs!

Kristof Robertson - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment

I've ALWAYS dreamed of having a pack of rotties trained to hunt door-to-door salesmen. This was cool. 555

Max Power - July 14, 2007 - Report this comment

Good

Agrimorfee - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) odd syntax throughout, but a good idea.

Rex - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Nice concept, nice ending. Unfortunately, when I release my hounds on someone they roll over and want their tummies rubbed.

bobpiecheese - July 25, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Not one of your best, but still a classic concept.

Red Ant - July 28, 2007 - Report this comment

I guess this is based off of a Simpsons episode, one I haven't seen, but I still liked it a lot. I would like to hear this one recorded, because honestly TOS nearly put me to sleep (no pun intended).

stuart mcarthur - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment

(art) hmm, that McKludge seems to always beat me to a funnier comment, Smithers - started off great Matthias - dunno about the laboured "scare you like bats" line though ;-) - lol - 555

Below Average Dave - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Having just seen the Simpsons Movie, twice, when not going to the movies for, oh I don't know, 7 years prior to that, I have to say I liked it.

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