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Song Parodies -> "How Little I Grow"

Original Song Title:

"(How Little It Matters) How Little We Know"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"How Little I Grow"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

How Little, I Grow
Too small to discover..
No Tommy Lee forces flow
Not even, Dan Glover..
It disappears in a hand
No touching off a tingle..
One inch and a half of span
Guess that's what keeps me single..

Small ancestry line..
Resembles a bubble..
A condom just falls off mine
To view it takes Hubble...
I stopped watchin' baseball,
Hate those smug big package batters..
Yes, size really matters,
How Little, I Grow

(Magnifying glass interlude)

How Little, I Grow
Unhung as a lover
Stuffed socks in my shorts for show
Undressed, blow my cover
Can't fake it in shower land
..A dong more like a dingle
Incredible shrinking man..
I'm sure that's why I'm single..

Tried enhancement buys
For this tiny tweeter
Still, it won't increase in size..
Not one centimeter..
I stopped watchin' baseball
Hate those smug big package batters
The size really matters,
How Little I Grow

How Little I Grow..
How Little I Grow..

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alvin - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
too funny...especially the hubble line
John Barry - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, Hubblearious.
AFW - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks to alvin, and John

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