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Song Parodies -> "And When We Go To Hell"
Original Song Title:
"In Heaven There Is No Beer (Polka)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frankie Yankovic
Parody Song Title:
"And When We Go To Hell"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
In heaven there is no beer,
That's why we drink it here.
And when we go to hell,
Our friends will be drinking muscatel.
In heaven there is no wine,
Not even foamy brine.
So when we go to hell,
Our friends will go drink it up mach schnell.
In heaven there is no fear,
That's what I always hear.
But when we go to hell,
Our friends all will bid us fond farewell.
In heaven there are no drugs,
They cure us of our bugs.
And when we go to hell,
Our friends will be smokin' what they sell.
In heaven there is no food,
Hey man, that seems real rude.
So when we go to hell,
Our friends will be eatin' Taco Bell.
In heaven there is no sex,
Think heaven is too complex.
So when we go to hell,
Our friends will be using K-Y gel.
In heaven there is no war,
For soldiers it's a bore.
But when we go to hell,
Our friends will be bombin' terror cells.
In heaven there is no spoof,
Hey, someone made a goof.
So we will go to hell,
We'll Par-o-dy songs we love so well.
So seven will get you ten,
I've posted once again.
I hope I've written well,
Makes three-hundred - breakin' fer a spell.
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That's why we drink it here.
And when we go to hell,
Our friends will be drinking muscatel.
In heaven there is no wine,
Not even foamy brine.
So when we go to hell,
Our friends will go drink it up mach schnell.
In heaven there is no fear,
That's what I always hear.
But when we go to hell,
Our friends all will bid us fond farewell.
In heaven there are no drugs,
They cure us of our bugs.
And when we go to hell,
Our friends will be smokin' what they sell.
In heaven there is no food,
Hey man, that seems real rude.
So when we go to hell,
Our friends will be eatin' Taco Bell.
In heaven there is no sex,
Think heaven is too complex.
So when we go to hell,
Our friends will be using K-Y gel.
In heaven there is no war,
For soldiers it's a bore.
But when we go to hell,
Our friends will be bombin' terror cells.
In heaven there is no spoof,
Hey, someone made a goof.
So we will go to hell,
We'll Par-o-dy songs we love so well.
So seven will get you ten,
I've posted once again.
I hope I've written well,
Makes three-hundred - breakin' fer a spell.
La la-la la-la la-la de de de-de de de
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It's about time someone (other than AC/DC) mentioned the "other place". The Taco Bell reference was especially appropriate
Congratulations on 300 parodies, Guy! =)
I'm sure Heaven is a very happy place.
I'm sure Heaven is a very happy place.
Congratulatons on the 300th parody. What can I say, master of parodies?
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