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Song Parodies -> "Fart Like A Man"

Original Song Title:

"Walk Like A Man"

Parody Song Title:

"Fart Like A Man"

Parody Written by:

Bookmistress

The Lyrics

I apologize in advance... Sorry...I know it's disgusting and crude..but it was really late night when I wrote this. Sleep should cure this...and sometimes it's a weird argument married couples deal with anyways...(or maybe it's just me) Who knows? Yes, I know I've misspelt things, but what I was trying to do was make the words fit the original tune in the style that Frankie Valli sings it. (I then spelt the word correctly in parenthisis in case you couldn't understand the word I was using)
P---U
Fart...like...a....man

Oh how I cried
last night when you try-yeyed (tried)
Cabbage and refried beans from a can. ooh wah ooh wah ooh wah ooh
Food that will smolder, in your gut, (Don't GO there)
I knew what was coming in the end..

(then you would) Fart like a man
Anytime you can
Fart like a man. my love
What could be worse?
Laying in the bed
and YOU put the blankets on my head

You think it's funny, I'd rather you be running
to the bathroom when you gotta go
Soon YOU'LL be cryin' because *I'm* the one who's tryin'
the foods that made you have to blow

(I'm gonna) Fart like a man
as best as I can
to get along with youuuu
We'll fill the world, with scents, Oh my God!
and be a happy couple from now on

P-Uuuuu
(fart fart fart fart)


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Bob & John - October 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Very Funny, You'll probably find this difficult to believe, but some months ago my brother and I came up with same idea, although our lyrics differ slightly, will post soon.

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