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Song Parodies -> "Food Stamps II"

Original Song Title:

"Raw Hide"

Original Performer:

Frankie Laine

Parody Song Title:

"Food Stamps II"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Like Rodney King said..."Can't we all just get a long...Parody!
Comments, comments, comments,
Comments, comments, comments,
Comments, comments, comments,
Comments, comments, comments,
Food Stamps
(Ya! Ya!)

Criticism swellin'
Opinions, they are gellin'
Started a rebellion,
Food Stamps!

My Goodness! and Mercy!
Hatched a controversy,
Soon be gettin' cursy,
Food Stamps!

Guess I shook up the ghetto,
The suburbs and the meadow,
Said, "Oh...those race remarks, no score..
Criticism's adverse,
Complaint's of my bad verse,
I've had worse, been married twice before..

Vulgar dude...guess I be,
My words booed...Nasty me!
Should be lynched...to a tree!
Food Stamps!

Low Income...C's not kind,
Thinks I've some...axe to grind,
Wants my bum...kicked behind
Food Stamps!
(Ya! Ya!)

Critics vent their outrage
On the parody page,
But, let's all act our age.
Food Stamps!

When it comes to chicken,
Both black and white are lickin'
Fingers..as Colonel Sanders claimed..
So, let's not get unraveled
Like some bad road unscrabbled
Keep words gently babbled...unflamed

OMR...classy guy
Knows there are..can't deny
Some who use...some who buy
Food Stamps!

2Eag says...hit a nerve
Observer...rash observe
Laughingboy...don't deserve
Food Stamps!

(Comments, coments, comments)
(Some are good, some nonsense)
Ya!
(Tho' I've raised some roofing)
Ya!
(Still stand by my spoofing)
Food Stamps!
Ya!
Food Stamps!

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Overall Rating: 4.2

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Old Man Ribber - October 25, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - "Everybody's a critic!" - James "Schnozzola" Durante. ;D
Patrick - October 25, 2011 - Report this comment
I know of people who live in shelters, where their meals are provided, who still receive food stamps or whatever the current manifestation is. It's a bit more complicated, but they still manage to sell them for cash to buy booze and drugs. Others go to certain doctors with claims of unspecified "pain" and get prescriptions for oxycontin, which can be sold for a huge mark-up. That's how poor folks on welfare manage to have big screen TV's with cable and other luxuries that low-income working people can't afford. When the government is nothing more than the criminal mismanagement of stolen funds, why should the public behave any differently?
2Eagle - October 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Too bad there are people who abuse the system and make it harder for those who are truly needy such as sick people and the elderly. They figure why get a job when you can get welfare.
working tax payer - October 25, 2011 - Report this comment
patrick and 2eagle are right. if there was one year time limit AND a requirement get sober if needed and work 40 hours a week picking up garbage in ditches, these "poor" would realize it's better to work a job inside out of the rain and cold and get paid better and develop some integrity but liberals need to allocate tax dollars for votes. require they work, they'll not be a burden or poor.
AFW - October 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, all..for votes and comments

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