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Song Parodies -> "Orgy on Smack"

Original Song Title:

"The Brady Bunch"

Parody Song Title:

"Orgy on Smack"

Parody Written by:

Adam Bernstein

The Lyrics

Here's the story of a whorehouse madam
Who was smoking crack with her 3 horny tarts.
All of them wore black stockings, like Madam Carol,
With short black leather skirts.

Then a freaked out, junkie named Brady,
Took 3 friends for a Vegas holiday,
They were four men, shooting heroin,
And wanting to get laid.

Till the one day when the hookers went streetwalking,
'Cause they needed some money to buy crack,
Then they sauntered up to the 4 slimy junkies,
That's the way they started the Orgy on Smack
Orgy on Smack, Orgy on Smack
That's the way they started the Orgy on Smack.

But then Marcia, dropped some acid,
And Jan also took some Peyote,
Then Greg ended up Angel Dusted,
And all the rest took E

Then the orgy started to get psychedelic,
That's when the police raided their crack house.
They all went off to jail, except for Peter,
Who was too passed out.

Orgy on Smack, Orgy on Smack
That's the way they ended the Orgy on Smack.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Floyd's Garage - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Took your advice and decided to check it out Adam. Hmmm strange. You wrote of heroine and the Brady Bunch and it only took you one sone. My Anthrax Brady Bunch song and Frank Zappa heorine song were submitted the same day. Looks like you killed two birds with one stone. Good job 4-5-5

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