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Song Parodies -> "Short Stuff"

Original Song Title:

"Rag Doll"

Original Performer:

Four Seasons

Parody Song Title:

"Short Stuff"

Parody Written by:

C.S. Notwen

The Lyrics

Yet another affectionate ode to my favorite "Little One"
Though he's got such a voice
In size he's really small (Really small)
So many laugh at him cause he's not very tall
Call him Short Stuff
Little Short Stuff

Only five foot five
But he's sure got pipes

Ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(Make him tall)

I'd change that smallness into tallness
If I could (if I could)
But then I wouldn't
'Cause to me he still looks good
He's my Short Stuff, tiny Short Stuff

Though he's all grown up
I could pick him up

Ooh ooh ooh ooh oh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oh
Aah aah aah aah aah
(Short Stuff ooh) I love you just the way you are

[Repeat Until Fade]

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