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Song Parodies -> "Just Pour Me Doubles"
Original Song Title:
"You've Got Your Troubles"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Fortunes
Parody Song Title:
"Just Pour Me Doubles"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
I'm here at my fav-o-rite drink-ing place,
Just pour me doubles 'til I'm blind.
I'm gonna sit here 'til I get shit faced,
Just pour me doubles 'til I'm blind.
Don't want no French wine, fine bouquet,
I just want to get blown away.
I wish that I could drink Canada dry,
Just pour me doubles 'til I'm blind.
But I'm in Texas, it's no wonder why,
Just pour me doubles 'til I'm blind.
No use to drinkin' this stuff slow, (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Now through the lips look out below, (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Too gone for walkin',
Have trouble talkin',
I'm chugin' down the brew. (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
------ instrumental break ------
Don't want no French wine, fine bouquet,
I just want to get blown away.
What, no more whiskey, then I'll have some wine,
Just pour me doubles 'til I'm blind.
I'll have another case of rot gut 'shine,
Just pour me doubles 'til I'm blind.
Just pour me doubles 'til I'm blind.
Just pour me doubles 'til I'm bli-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-nd.
Just pour me doubles 'til I'm blind.
I'm gonna sit here 'til I get shit faced,
Just pour me doubles 'til I'm blind.
Don't want no French wine, fine bouquet,
I just want to get blown away.
I wish that I could drink Canada dry,
Just pour me doubles 'til I'm blind.
But I'm in Texas, it's no wonder why,
Just pour me doubles 'til I'm blind.
No use to drinkin' this stuff slow, (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Now through the lips look out below, (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Too gone for walkin',
Have trouble talkin',
I'm chugin' down the brew. (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
------ instrumental break ------
Don't want no French wine, fine bouquet,
I just want to get blown away.
What, no more whiskey, then I'll have some wine,
Just pour me doubles 'til I'm blind.
I'll have another case of rot gut 'shine,
Just pour me doubles 'til I'm blind.
Just pour me doubles 'til I'm blind.
Just pour me doubles 'til I'm bli-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-nd.
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| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
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Guy, Well, this was certainly a "mindbending" experience; two different parodies of this old song posted the same day. I had to think about yours a bit but after I sobered up I counted on my fingers and came up with "5" each time. Wasn't sure on the pace but there are SO many versions of this that I could see it fitting because it was very, very close to the one I was going by.
Good job, Guy!
I have a 2 drink limit. Just enough to break the ice. %) Good song!
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