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Song Parodies -> "Facebook Me"

Original Song Title:

"Rescue Me"

Original Performer:

Fontella Bass

Parody Song Title:

"Facebook Me"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Yeah, I'm on Facebook, more's the pity. But it's kind of unavoidable at times.
Facebook me
Although I sound nonplussed
Facebook me
Well, if you really must
If you're lonely, want a joke
Or a poke, from this bloke

Go on and Facebook me
If you have to, then Facebook me
*Really* have to, then Facebook me
I can see you, see you clicking "Like"
On pictures of puppies /groan/
Facebook me

It doesn't take that much
To be friends and to keep in touch
Though you're lonely, feeling bored
So many posts, can't be ignored

Oh no, don't Facebook me
Why'd you have to f-Facebook me
Why'd you have to f-Facebook me
All those things that you like
My newsfeed's overloaded
Facebook me

Facebook me
Your little online prayer
Facebook me
And I'll pretend I care
Yeah, you're lonely, feeling blue
Meh.. boo hoo.. I'll ignore you

**** off, don't Facebook me
Don't get bitter, don't Facebook me
Not on Twitter, don't Facebook me
Don't give a cuss 'bout google+
I'm anti- social, me
Facebook me

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Meriadoc - October 11, 2012 - Report this comment
I really can't be bothered with Facebook anymore. Life is too short. The only good Facebook ever did me was that I got to see how cute Michael was. And not that THAT did me any good - ha ha.
Mark Zuckerberg - October 14, 2012 - Report this comment
I knew you would give in sooner or later.
MasonR - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Too much time on FB, not enough time on Amiright. Am I right?
Phil Alexander - October 16, 2012 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks all..

Merry - I'm kind of trying to carve out a second career as a comedian.. FB is a good way to keep in touch & I've had some good gigs I wouldn't have without it. However much I dislike some of the effluvia that passes, it's a useful tool (if you can ignore the useless ones, that is)

MasonR - I think I spend quite enough time on amiright, thank you very much :-)

Mr Z-bot - hail to the Overlord

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