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Song Parodies -> "Lecture Me"

Original Song Title:

"Rescue Me"

Original Performer:

Fontella Bass

Parody Song Title:

"Lecture Me"

Parody Written by:

z99

The Lyrics

with Samples from Respect as performed by Aretha Franklin

Lecture me, oh, take me by my arms
Lecture me, I hate your brutal charm
Cause I hear you, and you're cruel
I hate you, and your voice too
Come on and lecture me

Come on, baby, and lecture me
Come on, baby, and lecture me
Cause you're crazy, and you lie
Can't you see you're killing me?

mmmh, mmmh, mmmh....

All I'm asking is for a little lecture
When you come home
(Just a little bit) hey, baby
(Just a little bit) when you get home
(Just a little bit) mister
(Just a little bit)

mmmh, mmmh, mmmh....

Lecture me
Come on and break my heart
Take our love, and
De-stroy every part

Cause you're cruel, and your're rude
I hate you, and your voice too
Come on and lecture me
Come on, baby, and yell at me
Come on, baby, and yell at me
Coz you hate me, and you are rude
That is how you sound to me,

Mmm-hmm mmm-hmm mmmmmmm.....

L-E-C-T-U-R-E
find out how you sound to me
L-E-C-T-U-R-E

Mmm-hmm mmm-hmm mmmmmmm

Lecture me, oh, scream in my face
Lecture me, oh, put me in my place,
Coz I hear you, and you're cruel
I hate you, and your voice too
Come on and lecture me

Mmm-hmm mmm-hmm mmmmmmm

L -E- C- T- U- R- E
Find out how you sound to me
L -E- C- T- U- R- E
Take care, To Hurt Me

Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me,
sock it to me, sock it to me)
A little lecture (sock it to me, sock it to me,
sock it to me, sock it to me)
Whoa, babe (just a little yell)
A little lecture (just a little bit)
I get tired (just a little bit)
Of your lyin' (just a little bit)
Runnin' off mouth, accussin' (quite a little bit)
And I ain't cryin' (not a little bit)
(le, le, le, le,)....

Mmm-hmm mmm-hmm mmmmmmm...

Come on baby, (yell some baby)
Scream some, baby, (yell some, baby)
Can't you see that I hate you, baby
Cant you see how you hurt me?

Mmm-hmm mmm-hmm mmmmmmm...

lecture me
Come on and slap my hand
Come on baby and act the man
Cuz you're hateful
Cuz you're so rude
Can't you see how you hurt me?

Mmm-hmm mmm-hmm mmmmmmm...
L-E-C-T-U-R-E
Mmm-hmm mmm-hmm mmmmmmm...

lecture me

Mmm-hmm mmm-hmm Mmm-hmm, .....
Scream some, baby (scream some, baby)
Yell some, baby (yell some, baby)
Scold some, baby (scold some, baby)
mmm-hmm mmm-hmmm mmm-hmm
can't you see you're hurtin' me
Lecture me, Lecture me, Lecture me......

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Ferragamo - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Great stuff! I think it's really good!
Ferragamo - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Wait a minute...you parodied Aretha Franklin's "Respect" here as well...it's like two parodies in one.
JTGroundhog - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Kinda like what Lisa is telling me ha ha
hmmm... - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
So the author of this parody goes by the name alyceclover on the messageboard?
alyceclover - March 19, 2006 - Report this comment
hmmm...that is correct.
Ferragamo - May 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I still miss chatting with you on the Chatty system. I went back and checked to see if it was still up, and it stil is, but I guess no one's using it. Remember how we used to write things like:
/me says hello

I miss those days. So how are ya?
M and M - June 07, 2006 - Report this comment
/me is another pseudonym that the author seems to go by.

Oh wait. That doesn't work here.
Mr. X - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I wonder why this author has so many different pseudonyms; why doesn't she stick with just one?
Guest - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, I went back and still saw that it's still up and running!
http://www.inthe00s.com/chatty/
Guest - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
It's not working anymore, sadly.
z99 - May 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Some people have split personalities I guess. To Ferragamo: Let me see, where do I begin... Yeah we had a lot of fun on the Chat thing, in the meantime I moved 3,000 miles away and just recently got full time computer access again. If you are looking for me you can try yet another name in a google search: Alyce Rocco. I ditched my "z99" website and completely forgot I used that name.
Guest - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
^You know, speaking of google-searching, I've found other chatty's floating around. Do you suppose you and your old buddies could hang out there sometime?
Ferragamo - November 06, 2008 - Report this comment
to the author: So you moved...I bet that was exciting. Maybe someday we'll meet up again. As for me, things haven't changed much. I'm 30 now, still working at the same job, and keeping busy. What else can I say?

to "Guest": that's a good idea! In fact, I just google searched the words 'free', 'ajax', and 'lace' (which I remember from the old chatty system) and found a few chat rooms! I clicked on one of them and it was very much like the old chatty system we used to have on the Inthe00's! If I find one that I like, I'll tell the author of this parody about it.
Some guy - November 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, is it this one: http://travismccollum.com/lace/lace-0.1.3/www/

Hopefully that link won't wrap around. Seems like that link goes to a chatty that was just like the old one.
Ferragamo to Some Guy - November 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Yep, that's the same one I found! I chatted with you on there a couple of weeks ago, do you remember?

Now if the author could get there, then we could have our friendly little chat again!
z99 - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment
updating link to this Happy 2009 ya'all!
A. Person - November 11, 2009 - Report this comment
hey there, are you back to z99 again?
Anonymous Joe - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey there, hate to tell you this, but your link from your Inthe00 profile, www.mamariano.info, doesn't work anymore. Maybe you should sign in again and update it?

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