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Song Parodies -> "Flakka"
Original Song Title:
"Flipper TV Theme Song"
Original Performer:
Flipper TV Show
Parody Song Title:
"Flakka"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The drug that replaced or augments "bath salts!" Kills your brain and organs. Mostly in Florida, but cases all over the US.
They call it Flakka, Flakka, more dangerous than cocaine
Can get a dose for 3*, aimed at kids and teens
And we know Flakka, causes violent behavior
Delirium danger, temp 105 degrees!
Bath Salts successor, you see
Strong as Hulk with fury
Smoked, snorted, injected, no fear
An insane drug that increases each year!
They call it Flakka, Flakka, more dangerous than cocaine
Can get a dose for 3, aimed at kids and teens
And we know Flakka, causes violent behavior
Delirium danger, temp 105 degrees!
La flaca: beautiful woman
Flakka: ugly death
Can get a dose for 3*, aimed at kids and teens
And we know Flakka, causes violent behavior
Delirium danger, temp 105 degrees!
Bath Salts successor, you see
Strong as Hulk with fury
Smoked, snorted, injected, no fear
An insane drug that increases each year!
They call it Flakka, Flakka, more dangerous than cocaine
Can get a dose for 3, aimed at kids and teens
And we know Flakka, causes violent behavior
Delirium danger, temp 105 degrees!
La flaca: beautiful woman
Flakka: ugly death
* doses as low as $3
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I miss the days of sniffing ditto sheets!
Fentanyl was supposed to have been the drug of choice in Puerto Rico. Horse anesthetic. Some state was going to start using it for executions. Wonder how the dope trade is doing on the island in the wake of the storm. Bet the cartel will be delivering their product even before FEMA can get there with food and water.
Patrick, you're thinking of Zylazine.
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