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Song Parodies -> "The Real Flintstones"
Original Song Title:
"Meet the Flintstones"
Original Performer:
Flintstones TV Show
Parody Song Title:
"The Real Flintstones"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This is not 100% original, but based on a YouTube parody song. I altered or replaced every line and included both the opening and closing themes.
Real Flintstones. The real Flintstones
They're in the Homo Erectus family
From the land of Africa
They died by early age 40
They had bad hygiene and bad teeth
Ate a lot of herbs and raw meat
Clan hunts with the Flintstones
Drank filthy water and ate swine
Breeded for a past time
Drew on cave walls, hence the stick lines
Real Flintstones. The real Flintstones
Bipedal like the monkeys
Lived in caves with big rocks
Got their fire mainly from lightning
With wild animals had fights
There were no damn dinosaurs in sight
The end of the real Flintstones
Had a short lifetime
Disease killed them big-time
Got weak and were ostracized
Went away to starve and die!!!
They're in the Homo Erectus family
From the land of Africa
They died by early age 40
They had bad hygiene and bad teeth
Ate a lot of herbs and raw meat
Clan hunts with the Flintstones
Drank filthy water and ate swine
Breeded for a past time
Drew on cave walls, hence the stick lines
Real Flintstones. The real Flintstones
Bipedal like the monkeys
Lived in caves with big rocks
Got their fire mainly from lightning
With wild animals had fights
There were no damn dinosaurs in sight
The end of the real Flintstones
Had a short lifetime
Disease killed them big-time
Got weak and were ostracized
Went away to starve and die!!!
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you're going to give Hollyweird ideas for one of their gritty reboots! 455
God, I hope not given the Leftwing tv agenda of diversity, neo-fenlminism,. Gay rights, etc... The family would be Black and live in Africa, Barney would be the Gay neighbor and Fred's boss would be Mrs. Slate!!! The Lodge would be banned...
^ sounds about right...
thank you robert; now we have a reboot of the Flintstones in store for us that will curl your hair!
Robert, your Spotlight on Melania Trump was SPOT ON!!!
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