Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Osama,
He inherited a billion dollars from his Dad and Momma,
The rest of his kin were buildin' towers to the sky,
But Osama said, "I'll make my livin' makin' people die."

Well, the first thing you know he's trainin' terrorists,
He says the more they kill the more by Allah they'll be blessed,
He sends them to their deaths, and he tells them to be brave,
Now he's issuin' his edicts from the bottom of a cave.

Well, now we'd like to say goodby to all Al Qaeda goons,
We'll repay their calling card, and leave them all in ruins,
Survivors are invited to come make themselves at home,
In our tropical facility, at Guantánimo.