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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of Jeb! Dammit"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of Jed Clampett"

Original Performer:

Flatt & Scruggs

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad of Jeb! Dammit"

Parody Written by:

Brian Herrin

The Lyrics

The Ballad of Jeb! Dammit

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jeb!
A poor candidate, saw his polling numbers ebb
And then one day he was shootin' in the dark
And up through the ground came his name with a mark

Exclamation that is, slant bold, Texas type

Well the first thing you know old Jeb has grown a pair
Kinfolk said "Jeb you've finally got a prayer"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to tame"
Cause the folks there don't give a crap 'bout how you spell your name

Libs that is. Sinning fools, Movie stars.

Well now its time to say good bye to Jeb and all his kin
And we would like to thank you folks fer not letting him win.
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of his family dynasty

Hill-Bill that is. It's enevitable. Take your shoes off.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 20

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Rob Arndt - January 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Ana Navarro won't like this! 555!
Jonathan - January 29, 2016 - Report this comment
a 5 in the hand is worth three in the Bush!

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