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Song Parodies -> "The Slither 'n' Kill Chillies"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of Jed Clampett"

Original Performer:

Flatt & Scruggs

Parody Song Title:

"The Slither 'n' Kill Chillies"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Come and listen to the story of a doc named Jed
Who tried really hard to reanimate the dead
And then one day, he was diggin' up a grave
And outta that grave came a-shamblin' Dave *

Manners, that is
Mina's beau
Drinkin' tea

Well, the next thing you know, the villagers are there
The gendarmes said, "Jed, get another lair"
They said "Transylvan-ey is the place you oughtta be"
So they loaded up the coach, and they moved to Castle D

Drac, that is
Livin' ghouls
Transplant scars

(Announcer): The Slither 'n' Kill Chillies!

[banjo solo]

* David Manners played Mina's boyfriend Jonathan Harker in DRACULA (1931)

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Rob Arndt - February 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Clever title and concept- 555!
Rob Arndt - February 29, 2012 - Report this comment
TY also for the inspiration to parody your parody for tomorrow!!! Wait and see what I did ;-D
Porfle Popnecker - February 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Uh-oh, I created a Frankenstein!

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