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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad Of Bill O'Reilly"
Original Song Title:
"The Ballad Of Jed Clampett"
Original Performer:
Flatt and Scruggs
Parody Song Title:
"The Ballad Of Bill O'Reilly"
Parody Written by:
Dee Range
The Lyrics
Thanks to Spaff.com for the highly inspiring "On The Phone Again" parody which let me know about the story here, where Mr. O'Reilly called up his female producer and masturbated with a vibrator while talking to her. She is now suing him for 60 million dollars for harrassment
Cum and glisten to a story about a man named Bill
A bush gadgeteer with a new vibratin' drill
Just last week there's a buzzin' in the rear
And down to the ground flew his stumble-in' career
Foiled, that is; whacked pole; flexed his wee
Well, the girl's filing suit, she'll be a millionaire
Most folks read Bill's ass was kinda bare
Read he was horny, had a face where she could sit
She recorded all the muck now Bill's in deeper shit
Now that's a crime he still denies, he said he didn't sin
With press and lawyers droolin' for the court case to begin
You're all invited back to view his amorality
And hear us folks a-laughin' at his sexuality
Thrill Billy, he is...buttocks gelled...take yer pants off
He'll come back door, we clear?
A bush gadgeteer with a new vibratin' drill
Just last week there's a buzzin' in the rear
And down to the ground flew his stumble-in' career
Foiled, that is; whacked pole; flexed his wee
Well, the girl's filing suit, she'll be a millionaire
Most folks read Bill's ass was kinda bare
Read he was horny, had a face where she could sit
She recorded all the muck now Bill's in deeper shit
Now that's a crime he still denies, he said he didn't sin
With press and lawyers droolin' for the court case to begin
You're all invited back to view his amorality
And hear us folks a-laughin' at his sexuality
Thrill Billy, he is...buttocks gelled...take yer pants off
He'll come back door, we clear?
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ho ho, that is very deft Dee - you've nailed Bill alright, but not the way he might prefer to be nailed - 555
I'm just coming around to this story (ooh-er missus!) Lovely, Dee 555
Heh heh heh....you did a A'Really, er, I mean, O'Reilly good job on this! "Foiled, that is; whacked pole; flexed his wee" ..... LOL! 5's!
Stuart, Kristof, and Johnny D....thank you all for the nice comments...much appreciated
I think he's kinda screwed. Great parody.
Geat job, Dee! Bill was spinning his zone.
This satire was no flat tire...Bill's must be paid
Guy, he is screwed all right.....John Barry, good pun... how about......ass-halt no battery (groan) :-)
Airfarcewon...thank you!!!
glad to see this clown takin' his lumps...good parody too...fun to sing along with....5s
This happened too soon after Bill Clinton's heart surgery. All the laughing he's gotta be doing can't be good for him.
Alvin,thanks, and Michael P......too true my friend :-)
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