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Song Parodies -> "I Only Have I's For You"

Original Song Title:

"I Only Have Eyes For You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Only Have I's For You"

Parody Written by:

Doug Baseball

The Lyrics

Another one I found, which i posted also on Picture the scene. You come in, hungry for a piping hot bowl of alphabet soup. Suddenly...
My alphabet soup’s all messed up;
I just cannot give you a U.

I don't have any A's.
I don’t have any S's or J's.
I only have I's for you., it’s true.

I don't have no B's
I don't have any X's or D's.
No I don't even have a Q.

I don't know where my R's have gotten.
Can't find my V's and W's.

No I don't have a Y;
yes, I've looked down low a-and up high.
Hope your stomach won’t sing the blues.

‘cause I only have I's for you.

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UnKnownVo - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . Gee, I hope Sir Malcolm don't see this . . . U's > youse > ewes !

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