Song Parodies -> "Credit Card Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Wedding Bell Blues"

Original Performer:

"Credit Card Blues"

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The Lyrics

DISCOVER, MASTER-CARD AND VISA, never leave them with ANYONE!!!

Bills!
I hate them so!
I always will!
That MasterCard has seen the light of my day)
(Of my day!)
But will I ever gonna see bills go away?
(Go away)

My true love went shopping
And took my VISA
(And took his VISA)
All I ever bought with it
Was Domino's Pizza
(Domino's Pizza)
And all of these bills just worry me
Yes, they worry me, BILLS!

I hate them so,
I always will
I see those bills and hear the choir of those phone calls
(Those Phone Calls!)
These credit card dills are driving me right through the walls
(Through the walls)

You were the who had ran up
My old Discover!
(His old Discover)
So when I see those bills
Better go run for cover
(Go run for cover)
Oh, I hope that I win that lottery
Then get ride if these bills!

I hate them so
I always will!
I've had enough paying bills
I'll say goodbye!
(Say goodbye)
For if I see another bill
I'll break down and cry!
(Down and cry)
No more bills!
(No more bills)
Oh, no more bills
(No more bills)

I'll rid myself from these bills!
I've got the credit card blues!
Good riddance to bills!
I've got the credit card blues!
Credit card blues!
Yeah! Yeah!
Good riddance, you bills!
I've got the credit card blues

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