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Song Parodies -> "Jay Walin' blues"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Walkin"
Original Performer:
Fats Dominoe
Parody Song Title:
"Jay Walin' blues"
Parody Written by:
aRot
The Lyrics
As I walk a lot around my cold wet town, this song came to me
Jay-walkin’
I got no ride, jay-walkin’
To the other side, I’m lookin’
For a place that’s warm and dry, uhm, hmmm
Jay-walkin’
A slow traffic light, jay-walkin’
No cars in sight, I’m walkin’
Now I’m startin’ to feel all right, uhm, hmmm
Ain’t no dry place out here for me to hide
I’m crossin’ the street to the other side
To find me a place where it’s warm inside
Gotta get there or I might die
Jay-walkin
Yeah that’s me, jay-walkin
Across the street, I’m movin’
Feelin’ bout as good as I could be, uhm, hmmm
And then I heard a voice call, Hey You!
You know we got this jay-walking rule
So let’s go see what the judge will do
Judge goin’ send you to jay-walkin’ school
Jay-walkin
I done got caught, jay-walkin
I never saw that cop, we’re walkin’
Across town to the ticket shop, uhm, hmmm
The judge sittin’ up there on his stool
Say the fine is fifty dollar for a jay-walkin’ fool
I said your Honor, why you be so cruel
Why can’t you send me to jay-walkin’ school
Jay-walkin’
Now I’m blue, jay-walkin’
So it’s all I do, I’m singin’
Those Jay-Walkin’ Blues, uhm, hmmm
Jay-walkin’
I’m so blue, jay-walkin’
Tha’s all I can do, is singin’
Those Jay-Walkin’ Blues, uhm, hmmm
I got no ride, jay-walkin’
To the other side, I’m lookin’
For a place that’s warm and dry, uhm, hmmm
Jay-walkin’
A slow traffic light, jay-walkin’
No cars in sight, I’m walkin’
Now I’m startin’ to feel all right, uhm, hmmm
Ain’t no dry place out here for me to hide
I’m crossin’ the street to the other side
To find me a place where it’s warm inside
Gotta get there or I might die
Jay-walkin
Yeah that’s me, jay-walkin
Across the street, I’m movin’
Feelin’ bout as good as I could be, uhm, hmmm
And then I heard a voice call, Hey You!
You know we got this jay-walking rule
So let’s go see what the judge will do
Judge goin’ send you to jay-walkin’ school
Jay-walkin
I done got caught, jay-walkin
I never saw that cop, we’re walkin’
Across town to the ticket shop, uhm, hmmm
The judge sittin’ up there on his stool
Say the fine is fifty dollar for a jay-walkin’ fool
I said your Honor, why you be so cruel
Why can’t you send me to jay-walkin’ school
Jay-walkin’
Now I’m blue, jay-walkin’
So it’s all I do, I’m singin’
Those Jay-Walkin’ Blues, uhm, hmmm
Jay-walkin’
I’m so blue, jay-walkin’
Tha’s all I can do, is singin’
Those Jay-Walkin’ Blues, uhm, hmmm
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