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Song Parodies -> "Cheney's Clown"
Original Song Title:
"Cathy's Clown"
Original Performer:
Everley Brothers
Parody Song Title:
"Cheney's Clown"
Parody Written by:
Vincent Miskell
The Lyrics
About Bush.
CHENEY'S CLOWN
Don't want your war anymore
Don't want your messes, that's for sure
Alerts go up when your polls go down
That's cuz you're just Cheney's clown
"I've gotta stand tall, you know a prez can't crawl!"
But when we know you're tellin' lies and we see it in your eyes
You're not our prez at all
Don't want your war anymore
Don't want your messes, that's for sure
Alerts go up when your polls go down
That's cuz you're just Cheney's clown
Saddam was no collaborator, had no link to al Qaeda
Won't you admit you made an error—the war wasn't 'bout terror
Or don't you even care?
Don't want your war anymore
Don't want your messes, that's for sure
Alerts go up when your polls go down
That's cuz you're just Cheney's clown
[fading]
Just Cheney's clown
Just Cheney's clown
Just Cheney's clown
Don't want your war anymore
Don't want your messes, that's for sure
Alerts go up when your polls go down
That's cuz you're just Cheney's clown
"I've gotta stand tall, you know a prez can't crawl!"
But when we know you're tellin' lies and we see it in your eyes
You're not our prez at all
Don't want your war anymore
Don't want your messes, that's for sure
Alerts go up when your polls go down
That's cuz you're just Cheney's clown
Saddam was no collaborator, had no link to al Qaeda
Won't you admit you made an error—the war wasn't 'bout terror
Or don't you even care?
Don't want your war anymore
Don't want your messes, that's for sure
Alerts go up when your polls go down
That's cuz you're just Cheney's clown
[fading]
Just Cheney's clown
Just Cheney's clown
Just Cheney's clown
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Cheney"s Clown - that's a good title.
Great way to stick it to Georgie. Except it's "Everly" Brothers, not "Everley." Other than that, I love it. Remember "Married to the Mob"? Dean Stockwell plays a boss, he and his right-hand man go to a fast-food joint, and the mascot tries to rub him out, kills the right-hand man, Stockwell wins a shootout, gets on the car-phone and says, "Get the boys together! Some clown just tried to kill me!"
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