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Song Parodies -> "G.I. Blues"

Original Song Title:

"G.I. Blues"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley in the movie, 'G. I. Blues'

Parody Song Title:

"G.I. Blues"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I'm stuck in a room
With a nurse, who just sits and won't talk
A split open gown
Wait around, till I'm tempted to walk
Then, they wheel me away
Make me swallow that milkshake with chalk..

I got those, "Hold still ! Don't breathe !"
Upper Lower, G. I. Blues...
Snappin' x-ray pictures of all a' me, 'cept my shoes
Well, if they don't stop testin' soon
I'm gonna' blow my fuse!

I'm flat on a platform
As cold as an Alaskan Cod
The doc keeps on searchin'
I think he's pretendin' he's God
He's doin' awful things
And does not respect my bod..

My name isn't Rover.
But, they're treatin' me like a mutt
They tell me, roll over
Then pump liquid chalk in my butt
I guess they must believe that I
Have a blackboard gut

I got those "Someone help me!"
Upper Lower G.I. Blues
Snappin' x-ray pictures of all a' me, 'cept my shoes
I feel like standin' on a couch,
And jumpin' like Tom Cruise!

With long plastic hoses
In, x-ray technicians do march
They're pushin' and probin'
It feels like they're usin' spray starch
When it's all's said and done, all they
Find is one fallen arch...

I got those "Can't take no more!"
Upper Lower G.I. Blues
Doctor looks bright red, he's got horns, just like "You Know Whose"
And I'd be halfway home, right now
If I could find my shoes!

Yeah, I'd be halfway home, right now
If I could find my shoes!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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alvin rhodes - June 12, 2006 - Report this comment
funny twist
John Barry - June 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever title and twist. 555
Lionel Mertens - June 12, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS but really enjoyed readying it. By they way, did the doctors use two or one fingers to probe? I heard they're useing two now for a second opinion. And instead of two thumb up you know where, I'll give you 5's, you've suffered enough.
Michael Pacholek - June 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thought this was gonna be an anti-Iraq War song. But this is fine.
AFW - June 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, John, Lionel, and Michael
Red Ant - June 12, 2006 - Report this comment
As descriptive as this is, I have to ask: did this happen recently? A lot of good lines here. Now, I wonder where I put those fiber pills....
AFW - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Red Ant...not really...some years ago, had tests, but, know you never forget those awful things...and then we all use the big "I" a lot
hec - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Refreshing, unexpected... SPLENDID.

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