Song Parodies -> Don't Pee Stool
| Original Song Title: | "Don't Be Cruel" |
| Original Performer: | Elvis Presley |
| Parody Song Title: | "Don't Pee Stool" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Have pity on your mate
Show toilet etiquette
She don't appreciate
Sittin' down where it's wet
Don't Pee Stool, lift the lid, be cool
When your lady needs to go
She don't want a sticky butt
So, take some time to show
That you're considerate
Don't Pee Stool, lift the lid, be cool
Please your little turtle dove
And practice better habits with your tool..
Think and tinkle neatly
Be careful where you spray
She'll start treatin' you more sweetly
Have more lovin' comin' your way
Don't Pee Stool, lift the lid, be cool
And aim before you start
Nobody likes that urine ala carte..
Don't be a messy creature
Don't make your house a zoo
Show your wife you love her
And she'll show that she loves you
Don't Pee Stool, lift the lid, be cool
Please your little turtle dove
And practice better habits with your tool
Show toilet etiquette
She don't appreciate
Sittin' down where it's wet
Don't Pee Stool, lift the lid, be cool
When your lady needs to go
She don't want a sticky butt
So, take some time to show
That you're considerate
Don't Pee Stool, lift the lid, be cool
Please your little turtle dove
And practice better habits with your tool..
Think and tinkle neatly
Be careful where you spray
She'll start treatin' you more sweetly
Have more lovin' comin' your way
Don't Pee Stool, lift the lid, be cool
And aim before you start
Nobody likes that urine ala carte..
Don't be a messy creature
Don't make your house a zoo
Show your wife you love her
And she'll show that she loves you
Don't Pee Stool, lift the lid, be cool
Please your little turtle dove
And practice better habits with your tool
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Liked this line - "Don't Pee Stool, lift the lid, be cool" - for the obvious reason plus it really falls in line.
urine ala carte...lol
Courtesy, thy name is AFW.
I think it's clever too. BTW, this original is from the 50's, so you should have filed it under "misc". From now on, if an original came out before 1960, the thing to do is to file it under miscellany. Enough of that already, I give this parody its perfect poopy vote of 5,5,5.
Really funny parody.
Thanks, Poopie and Larry
As the only male in the house (outnumbered by my wife & 2 daughters) I have learned my lesson. 555 for hitting the mark with this one!
Thanks, MasonR
I like a man who aims to please.
Thanks, PMS
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