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Song Parodies -> "Don't Pee Stool"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Be Cruel"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Pee Stool"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Have pity on your mate
Show toilet etiquette
She don't appreciate
Sittin' down where it's wet
Don't Pee Stool, lift the lid, be cool

When your lady needs to go
She don't want a sticky butt
So, take some time to show
That you're considerate
Don't Pee Stool, lift the lid, be cool
Please your little turtle dove
And practice better habits with your tool..

Think and tinkle neatly
Be careful where you spray
She'll start treatin' you more sweetly
Have more lovin' comin' your way
Don't Pee Stool, lift the lid, be cool
And aim before you start
Nobody likes that urine ala carte..

Don't be a messy creature
Don't make your house a zoo
Show your wife you love her
And she'll show that she loves you
Don't Pee Stool, lift the lid, be cool
Please your little turtle dove
And practice better habits with your tool



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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Adagio - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Liked this line - "Don't Pee Stool, lift the lid, be cool" - for the obvious reason plus it really falls in line.
alvin rhodes - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
urine ala carte...lol
Johnny D - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Courtesy, thy name is AFW.
Poopie Long Stocking - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I think it's clever too. BTW, this original is from the 50's, so you should have filed it under "misc". From now on, if an original came out before 1960, the thing to do is to file it under miscellany. Enough of that already, I give this parody its perfect poopy vote of 5,5,5.
Larry - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Really funny parody.
AFW - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Poopie and Larry
MasonR - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
As the only male in the house (outnumbered by my wife & 2 daughters) I have learned my lesson. 555 for hitting the mark with this one!
AFW - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, MasonR
PMS - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I like a man who aims to please.
AFW - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, PMS

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