The Weasley twins threw a party in Azkaban jail.
The Weird Sisters were there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing.
You would've thought HP had been taken over by the King.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Azkaban Jailhouse Rock.

The Patil twins played on violins,
The fluteists were led by little Gin.
Dean and Seamus made cymbols clang,
The piano was played by Cho Chang.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Azkaban Jailhouse Rock.

Ron Weasley said to Hermione:
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
come on and do the Azkaban Jailhouse Rock with me."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Azkaban Jailhouse Rock.

Snape and Filch were sittin' on a block of stone
way over in the corner weepin' all alone.
Dumbledore said, "Hey, Argus and Severus, don't you be no squares.
If you can't find a partner conjure some from thin air."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Azkaban Jailhouse Rock.

Draco said to Crabbe and Goyle,
"Let's do something to make Potter's blood boil."
They just grunted, and then they saw,
A huge buffet table, with lots of cheese logs.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Azkaban Jailhouse Rock.