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Song Parodies -> "Dumb Dog"
Original Song Title:
"Hound Dog"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Dumb Dog"
Parody Written by:
Phil Nelson
The Lyrics
You ain't nothin' but a dumb dog
Barkin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a dumb dog
Runnin' all the time
I walk by and you start barkin'
And running all the time
Well they said you was well trained
Well, that was just a lie
You left poop on my grass, hey
I'll kick you to the sky
Your owners should've got a rabbit
Yeah, you ain't no friend of mine
You ain't nothin' but a dumb dog
Sniffin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a dumb dog
Jumpin' all the time
Let loose all over the neighborhood
My car'll hit you this time
Well they said you was well trained
Well, that was just a lie
You bark all night, I can't sleep, hey
Well, you'll soon say goodbye
I'm goin' after you with my gun
'Cause you ain't no friend of mine
Well they said you was well trained
Well, that was just a lie
Animal control took you away,
Owners were bad this time
Well, you'll now be far away from me
You still ain't no friend of mine
You ain't nothin' but a dumb dog
With a real mean bite
You ain't nothin' but a dumb dog
You attack, and fight
Well, I always stayed away from you
Now I'll have peaceful nights
Barkin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a dumb dog
Runnin' all the time
I walk by and you start barkin'
And running all the time
Well they said you was well trained
Well, that was just a lie
You left poop on my grass, hey
I'll kick you to the sky
Your owners should've got a rabbit
Yeah, you ain't no friend of mine
You ain't nothin' but a dumb dog
Sniffin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a dumb dog
Jumpin' all the time
Let loose all over the neighborhood
My car'll hit you this time
Well they said you was well trained
Well, that was just a lie
You bark all night, I can't sleep, hey
Well, you'll soon say goodbye
I'm goin' after you with my gun
'Cause you ain't no friend of mine
Well they said you was well trained
Well, that was just a lie
Animal control took you away,
Owners were bad this time
Well, you'll now be far away from me
You still ain't no friend of mine
You ain't nothin' but a dumb dog
With a real mean bite
You ain't nothin' but a dumb dog
You attack, and fight
Well, I always stayed away from you
Now I'll have peaceful nights
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don't ever write anything about killing an animal again. it's not funny it's just cruel and immature. 111
I was only kidding, as everyone else knew. Of course I'd never do that.
Hey, why was that top comment deleted? That was perfectly fine, just praising the song.
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