Like missing letters playing hangman,
Do either have a rack?
The whole website is warring,
About what each one packs.

They gloat about it:
Can't learn their gender, assets unknown.
Does their plumber, see their zone?
Is one more caudal, the other flat?
So goes the story, does their sweater protect a rack?

If I saw letters in their mailbox,
The names especially.
Still I might not be scoring,
Dual sex names likely be.

They gloat about it:
Can't learn their gender, assets unknown.
Does their plumber, see their zone?

We whine, why can't you two be yourself,
Tell us all about your glands.
Our brains we will wrack, and maybe some day,
We may know your brands.

we're counting on it:
Can't learn their gender, assets unknown.
Does their plumber, see their zone?