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Song Parodies -> "Can't Stop Mauling My Quads"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Help Falling In Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Stop Mauling My Quads"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

The perils of Marathon training...

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Blaze away
Like a fool, running
Yeah, I can't stop mauling my quad tissue
Everyday
Take it on the shin
And I can't stop mauling my quads, undue

Mauled like Sloppy Joes
Stung like o' killer bees
Death marching and throes
Coil springs I'd graft on me

Run on sand
Run on mountain dew
But that won't help - mauling my quads askew

Like a hammer throw
Like a third degree
Blisters on my toes
Hamstrings goes numb on me

Shits the fan
Runs on residue
'Cos I can't stop mauling my quads to stew
Yeah, I can't stop mauling them black and blue

© Peter Andersson. (Inspired by COP's parody to the same song the other day).

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Rob Arndt - July 06, 2016 - Report this comment
With that handicap you might come in 5:5:5!
Jonathan - July 06, 2016 - Report this comment
I can somewhat relate to the feeling not from marathon training of course but too many squats and I have trouble walking for days! 5's
Peter Andersson - July 08, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Rob and Jonathan!

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