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Song Parodies -> "Swiped Left On Tinder"

Original Song Title:

"Return To Sender"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Swiped Left On Tinder"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

I've been looking for an OS to write a parody about online dating and while reading Dan Creeden's parody yesterday I came up with the idea for this.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Swiped left on Tinder
Swiped left on Tinder

I've tried this app to get relations
They say that it's a mack
But I get no vibrations
Its silence's talking smack

I'm tired of it

Swiped left on Tinder
I'm still alone
Yes, I'm bummed out
By my phone

None felt arousal
Or thought I'm phat
Might look un-spousal
So I better stick to my cats

With all the pictures from my Facebook
That Tinder girls can see
I don't get more than one look
They still don't want The D

So tired of it

Swiped left on Tinder
Can't get it on
Now I'm friendzoned
By my phone

That phone it had my ego all quelled
I threw it out, thought it bland
And when I got a new, zoo personnel
keepers' gave a hand

Some monkey's got it

Swiped right on Tinder
By three baboons
Now I freak out
As chimps get swooned

Deleting Tinder!
Deleting Tinder!
Deleting Tinder!

© Peter Andersson.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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Matthias - April 28, 2016 - Report this comment
This was a very funny tune. Loved the twist with monkeys on Tinder. The way these slutty girls on there act though they have the same mindset as monkeys lol
Rob Arndt - April 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Liked this a lot- 555 swipes!
Dan Creeden - April 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Glad I could help.....555
John Lomain - April 28, 2016 - Report this comment

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