Surprise! Obama has cut through domestic policy and foreign entanglements like a skillful political surgeon. In a time of vicious dysfunction in the other two branches of government, he has used his bully pulpit sparingly and based our national interests on cool strategy grounded in evidence. People on this site like to call us "morons," and tell us not "to let the door hit us in the vagina on the way out," but they are the war-loving fools and traitors who sing songs to their kids about crushing bums under the wheels of a bus and who still believe, in great numbers, that Obama is a socialist born in Kenya with no "love" for America. Idiots, un-Americans, and low-lifes all! Not worth our time. Impeach? Award him another Nobel Peace Prize! 5s for your telling the truth.

Bravo for defending our President! Many folks still can't stand the thought of pickaninnies running around the White House. As for Giuliani, he must adore the country that has enriched him in the private sector as a reward for presiding over a calamity for the city he swore to protect. The rest love a hypothetical country which is just an idea of justice and good will that never was and never will be, while hatred for differences of opinion fester in the general heart.

I was soooooo ready to hate this by the title--glad I read the parody first. The "Impeach Obama" crap is all over the place, and as you said--no good reasons. Love him/hate him is irrelevant--impeachment isn't something that should be tossed around so lightly and yet this country has become so partisan that people can't pull their head out their one sided butts long enough to actually view a politician for what he is. I disapprove of a number of things Obama has done, but then I have done that with every president (and really any politician that has represented anywhere I live). Good job at saying what needed to be said.

Impeached? A terrible miscarriage of justice! This racist misogynist war-mongering Israel-AND-America-hating illegal White House occupant should be executed for treason, as should every last one of his goose-stepping supporters. Impeach? Let's exterminate all the world's leftists for their misanthropy. All 111s and a death panel to you for being another America-hating liar and traitor, rectum-sucker.

Yeah, Phil's a "rectum-sucker" indeed! Hey, DP, you know why leftards are obsessed with sucking our balls? Because they know it would taste better than tossing their Dear Reader's salad does.

QED.

How about illegal overreaching violating the checks and balances, not consulting Congress on foreign policy, authorizing spying on American citizens, Unconstitutional Obamacare, and running up almost $9 trillion more in debt over 6 years in a spending spree? That's for starters.

The chocolate soldiers of the Right seem obsessed with rectum- and ball-sucking. I'm glad my acquaintance with them is in cyberspace only. One such reactionary zealot, a couple of days ago, called himself by the pseudonym "Patriotic." Such a deep thinker! As if saying it makes it so.

And which of those constitutes an impeachable offience? I notice that you make a raft of political rather than legal points, the one thing you describe as "illegal" pretty much by definition (of the job description of President) isn't. If that's just for starters, please come up with something, just one simple thing, that is an actual offence committed by your president not just some hot air spewed by a right-wing shock jock with less knowledge of the US legal system than this Brit has a few thousand miles away.

If you were even the tiniest bit honest, you'd own up and agree that most of that list has nothing whatsoever to do with impeachment.

You nailed in on the idiots, Phil. The site is infested with trolls, cockroaches, and parasites that project their IQs into votes.

Tens of millions who didn't have medical insurance now do. No futile and incompetent foreign wars. Booming stock market, low unemployment, energy independence. Legally standing up to an intransigent Republican Congress whose only plan for the country was to defeat Obama in 2012. Solid and legal homeland security. All grounds for Presidential impeachment!

Brit Phil's' got his nose so far up Psycholec's ass that he can actually smell the garbage in Jersey! You Brits got your collective arses kicked over two hundred years ago and are now reduced to a mere puppet of these United States. You don't know a damn thing about our politics you wig wearing parliamentary court jester. Go toss off to The Guardian!!!

I am very much anti-Obama but I have to admit this tickled my funny bone for some reason! thanks for providing an actual witty probama parody that even somebody on the opposite side of the spectrum could enjoy rather than the usual "right-wing racist republican nut jobs you dumb lolz!" comments anyone who dares say "boo" to the guy are faced with 4's :) and as for WHY I dislike Obama that has less to do with the color of his skin and more to do with the debt he's digging america into as well as the fact that he pulled the troops out of Iraq a move that years ago George W. Bush said could be dangerous and with the current threat of ISIS I'm inclined to say that he may have been on to something!

The Democrats believe in socialism and appeasement of America's enemies. The Republicans believe in compromising with Democrats. No one on the right gives a damn about Obama's skin color. A total unknown, with no discernible past nor record of any sort of achievement. Receives the Nobel Peace Prize for (?). Being at least partially Black, I suppose. Obama definitely did not get where he is on his own, he is a tool of far more powerful and sinister forces, and remains in office only because the people who really pull the strings don't want to appear to be "racist". And, because he is carrying out their plan, as he was programmed and paid to do, to eliminate freedom in this, the last refuge of liberty on the planet. How long before the FCC shuts down this site because some bureaucrat takes exception to one of our parodies or comments?

Clinton ruined a dress, Obama ruined a nation! 1.20.17 End of an Error!

The only "error" that's going to end on January 20, 2017 is 8 years of racism -- but it will likely start 8 years of misogyny.

You don't even live in this nation pal, so shut your pie hole.

@GOP - that must be the famous American "freedom of speech" I keep hearing so much about. I do feel that as an external observer, by view is considerably more objective & less prejudiced than those repeatedly subjected to a ridiculously biased (sorry, "fair and balanced".. hahahahaha.. and the biggest irony is you really don't seem to get "irony" either) media. Certainly, some terms (e.g. "socialism") get so misused over there, it's as if you chaps really don't know what the word means. A bit like "compromise".