-> "I Play Pool"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Be Cruel"
Parody Song Title:
"I Play Pool"
I like to hang around
Smoky and crowded bars
The sleezy ones downtown
In parkin' lot, nice cars..
I play pool, ladies think I'm cool
In a nine ball game I'm bad
And I'm gonna' take your dough
You're bound to lose it fast
Then stand around wonderin', whoa..
I play pool, love a billiard duel
You think you're a notch above,
Buddy, go snap on that cue stick glove..
Well, lag me for the break, now
And budge out of the way
A fast table sweep I'll take now
What's happenin'? is what you'll say
I play pool, hustle's what I do
You ain't got no chance, Bart
Nobody beats me, Mister, pool's my art..
Lay money on the Brunswick
If you don't think it's true
I'm gonna' be the winner
'Cuz the loser will be you.
I play pool, challenge me, you fool
We'll just have a little clash
I'll lighten up your heavy load a' cash..
I play pool, ladies think I'm cool,
I play pool, challenge me, you fool.
In life, it's the only game..
Takin' all a' your money is my aim..
Takin' all a' your money, is my aim..
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