-> "In Mendota"
Original Song Title:
"In the Ghetto"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"In Mendota"
The Lyrics
Closing Westside
“Detroit of California” is mournin’
And so fades away another store
In Mendota
Unemployment high
downward spiral for community needs
grocery store just couldn’t succeed
In Mendota
People need a helping hand (but)
Agriculture not in demand
“Cantaloupe Center of the World” has passed away
Gone is the prosperity,
struggle just for basic needs,
town is simply left for dead
and starts to fade away
The closure hurts
and the town of 11,000 now knows
“nothing ever gets better”- no hope
In Mendota
Some valid concerns:
“ghost town” littered with garbage in sight
town has lost its appeal
drunks piss in broad daylight
In Mendota
It’s a hopeless situation
no help coming their way
The place is shunned, loss of farms,
folks are stunned, economy’s harmed
As the town dies
The small City Council never had a plan
as their small businesses close across their land
In Mendota
As the small town dies,
“Detroit of California” is mournin’ ,
loss of their last major grocery store
In Mendota
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