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Song Parodies -> "Pita Haunts Vegans"

Original Song Title:

"Viva Las Vegas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Pita Haunts Vegans"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics


Our top story on the evenin' news
Is a mixed-up tale quite dire
'Bout some real hungry vegans who ordered some chow
On the home delivery wire

But another pita eater put in a call
For beef, pork, liver wrapped like a ball
A crossed-up delivery, woe to all

Pita haunts vegans, pita haunts vegans

Meat-a-Rama Pita Pouch
Was the carnivore's special on that day
Both well-done and rare, or dripping gore
You couldn't miss the meat on that tray

And so, Bob's wife Delores opened up the box
And bit into 'bout half a pound of lox
Now she's in the ER goin' through detox

Pita haunts vegans, pita haunts vegans

Way across town a puzzled dude was flaggin'
And on sprouts and tofu gaggin'
Spewin' it down the drain
Meanwhile a vegan who was Bob's sister Meagan
Had a mouthful of beef and
Started to pass out
Run over by the gravy train

When Bob bit into that bun
The juice, it started to run
Till he swooned from the flavor of pork
And the chicken tasted
Had his poor mind so wasted
That he bit off half his spork

They hit the floor with a resounding thump
All of that meat put them in a slump
Now they've got a date with a stomach pump

Pita haunts vegans
Pita haunts vegans
Pita haunts vegans
Pita, pita, haunts vegans

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Glen S - April 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Great title sub, and carried well throughout. Especially enjoyed the triplet lines. Those poor Vegans
Porfle Popnecker - April 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Thank yuh, thank yuh very much.
Rob Arndt - April 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Anything Anti-Vegan gets a 555!!! Also, when Jesus fed the 5000 with loaves and fishes, he didn't provide big Euro-type fish and bread. He provided them a small pita-type bread and what we call sardines (little fish) as would be customary. And that crowd of 5000 only counted the men, not all the women and children!!! So more like 10-15,000!!!
Porfle Popnecker - April 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Mmm...sardine pita (drool)
Rob Arndt - April 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Porfle, most people in this world don't even know that the sardine means "little fish" and that there is no such _single_ fish!!! Btw, 555 for your song and MMM... hungry for some pitas right now ;-D
Porfle Popnecker - April 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks--you learn something new about sardines every day! I'd like to hear Bette Davis ordering one: "Pita, Pita..."
Callmejanis - April 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Take it! Take another little pita my heart now, Vegans. Ooh ooh, break off! Break off another pita my heart now Porfle, yeah yeah
Porfle Popnecker - April 17, 2012 - Report this comment
You know you got it, if it makes the meal good.
Jeff Reuben - May 08, 2012 - Report this comment
I was wondering why Peta would haunt vegans until I realized my spelling needed some help. Funny idea, enjoyed the laughs with this.
Porfle Popnecker - May 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks!
brightCAP - May 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Peta HUNTing vegans. That might be an interesting turn of events.. Anyway-- Nice concept and execution (of animals). I like the progression of the story from the ordering to the realization. The 3-line rhymes were impressive. Favorite line: "Run over by the gravy train."
Porfle Popnecker - May 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Glad you liked it! "Peta Hunts Vegans" would be pretty interesting...!
Peter Andersson - May 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Lettuce all enjoy our meat, I'd say...
Porfle Popnecker - May 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Yes, just as long as we don't carrot too far.
Abbott Skelding - May 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice job! I've also used the Vegas/Vegan sub, but I think you pulled it off better. Nice work!
Porfle Popnecker - May 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks!
Glen S - May 15, 2012 - Report this comment
I still enjoyed this a whole bunch. Almost as much as meat :cD
Porfle Popnecker - May 15, 2012 - Report this comment
It's what's for dinner.
Blaydeman - May 22, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I fully respect anyone's right to be vegan, it just bothers me when they get all up in my face about eating meat. You don't see me forcing my meat -eating habits on them. I'm just saying both parties should show mutual respect towards each other. Now that my rant is over, let's talk about your parody. I thought it was great! I loved the title switch. I thought it was really clever and I'm a huge fan of Elvis.
Porfle Popnecker - May 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! Yeah, I grew up watching all those corny 60s Elvis comedies. My favorites are "Girl Happy" and "Tickle Me."
bobpiecheese - May 26, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I wish I could like this parody more than I do. Its written very well, the pacing is tight and the visual of hipster vegan doinks spasming due to meat contamination is hilarious, it's just that I can't connect "pita bread" to "meat sammich in disguise". Maybe I just need to eat more than fast food. Still a great parody here, my only issues are my problem, not yours. 555!
Porfle Popnecker - May 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Oh well, at least this is one of my more popular last-place entries!
Arwen - May 29, 2012 - Report this comment
SOTM...Porfle...this is just funny. I love off the wall ideas like this...and as usual, your pacing is fab. Excellent job!
Porfle Popnecker - May 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Much appreciated!
Matthias - May 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Originally (like Jeff) I read this wrong. I thought this said "Peta hunts Vegans" which really would have been interesting. This too is good but I wonder what that other parody would be like...
Porfle Popnecker - May 30, 2012 - Report this comment
That settles it, I'm gonna have to start trying to come up with a "Peta Hunts Vegans" parody!

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