(spoken)
Mazel tov to my newly departed princess.

I'll have a JEW CHRISTMAS with or without you.
I'll be having some soup just thinking about you.
Restorations of dreidels on a green Chanukah bush
don't mean no shpilkes if I can't see your tush.

And when those few matzos start balling,
that's when those blue yarmulkes start falling.
Your menorah's alright with your new Christian guy.
But, I'll have a new too blue JEW CHRISTMAS.

I got dumped for some schlump,
now your new boy-toy goy.
You changed your religion,
all I can say is "oy".

Your menorah's alright with your new Christian guy.
But, I'll have a new too blue JEW CHRISTMAS.
Yes, I'll have a new too blue JEW ...
( Single Bells )

(spoken)
Thank you very much.
Happy Harmonica.